Cool. The story goes that Orion considered himself above every creature on earth. The gods, to punish his conceit, sent a scorpion to sting him, causing his death. At Diana's request, Orion was transported to the sky, but placed opposite The Scorpion, so that it could never harm Orion again.
I'll have you know that 'Scorpion sting' is a particularly intricate sex act.
and it can hurt like hell if done right
Is that where babies come from? They don't know in Michigan, either.
This is my actual [foot] in front of my house in Nevada.
Kinky!!!
They are why you really shake yer booties out real good before slipping them on in many places.
[ The two-step snake ] likes those warm dark places too, also.
Cool. The story goes that Orion considered himself above every creature on earth. The gods, to punish his conceit, sent a scorpion to sting him, causing his death. At Diana's request, Orion was transported to the sky, but placed opposite The Scorpion, so that it could never harm Orion again.
Okay, South Dakota, go home, you're drunk.
(looks up home state Pennsylvania and adopted state California)
/head:desk
Back-shaving and furries? Does not compute.
Crabs and David Hasselhof. JFC.