Damn those Yankees! Although, last night, I was laughing at A-Roid for being in the pregame booth (along with Pete Rose, ffs) and for being there because HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO BECAUSE HIS TEAM LOST! BWAHAHAHA!
Man, they are both pretty uninspiring. The Seahawks D/ST seem to alternate having good games (and last week, they had a good game). The Pats D/ST have only had 2 decent showings this season, FF-wise (and FFS also too). So, I guess you have to go with who is playing the suckier offense. Probably the Pats, right?
I dunno, that Tannehill fellow makes me a might nervous. I think I'll stick with the Seabirdies in the hopes they sack Matt Cassel a thousand thousand times. Of course, it's all a moot point because Imma lose to the Mighty Couchgoats anyhow.
fuck Jerry Jones wit Greg Harding's dick- he's made it so much easier to hate that whole organization than I already did before (which was immensely)
Pats D/ST: 21 points. Fuuuuuuuuck.
Note to self, always listen to shelwood!
For some reason, (because I am bored, basically) I am watching U of North Carolina (motto: "Yes, we have a football team.") playing #23 ranked Pitt (motto: "Not That Pittsburgh Football Team") on ESPN which reminds me, smokey's Mighty Temple Owls are nationally ranked for the first time in forever. This Saturday, they are hosting the Fightin' Stereotypes of God's favorite university, Notre Dame, in Philly. This is also the first time two ranked college football teams have played in Philly since the '40s. Notre Dame has the most insufferable, entitled fans (Hi, Regis!) in all of college football.
If Roger Goodell has his way, all Planned Parenthoods will become NFL Shop outlets by 2017
Not a half bad idea, if it keeps the clinics open. Also too, fuck Greg Harding. And especially fuck Gregg Easterbrook- STFU in the quiet car, dispshit. Nobody thinks you're important because you're on your cell phone these days. My 84 year old mom has a cell phone fer chrissakes. So shut your everloving piehole so the rest of us can get some sleep (note, I don't ride Amtrak, but he likely is annoying on airplanes also too, so he still gets a punch in the nuts)
YOU WANT TO MOTORBATE YOUR TEAMMATES! – Emmit Smith.
Forensic violets is a problem we all need to solve together.
every time I see this post I read it as either motorboat your teammates or masturbate your teammates- both are equally disturbing
This may be the one that gets Magary his Pulitzer.
I nominate Jerry Jones as the dick of the year. And while on the topic of dick jokes, hows 'bout a full threesome?
<img src="https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/chris-christie-and-jerry-jones.jpg" width="375">
Indeed. It is truly inspired. Although he gets -1 for, I believe, accidentally having Emmit Smith get Greg Hardy's name correct once.
leadershit happens
Oh, since this is now tonight's fooball thread, this week's bye teams: Bills, Jaguars, Eagles, That Team in DC.
I think I fixed my bye problems before our game tonight Shel, but not sure. This Fantasy Feetsbawl has very too many clickies for an olde such as I.
You are 6-1. You are past the point of being allowed to pretend you find this difficult.
It was worth a try.
We're onto you, Olde Man <wink>.
"That Team in DC."
The Senators? I think they've been on a "Bye" since the early '70s or so.
You're not going to include the Twins and the Rangers?
Blame Calvin Griffith. http://www.minnpost.com/intelligencer/2010/09/rac…
And I still blame Ol' Racist Fuck Face for letting Rod Carew go to the Angels.
[They made a deal with the devil.]
Damn those Yankees! Although, last night, I was laughing at A-Roid for being in the pregame booth (along with Pete Rose, ffs) and for being there because HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO BECAUSE HIS TEAM LOST! BWAHAHAHA!
Dear shel: should I play the Pats D/ST at home tonight against Miami or should I play the Seahawks D/ST at Dallas Sunday afternoon?
Man, they are both pretty uninspiring. The Seahawks D/ST seem to alternate having good games (and last week, they had a good game). The Pats D/ST have only had 2 decent showings this season, FF-wise (and FFS also too). So, I guess you have to go with who is playing the suckier offense. Probably the Pats, right?
I dunno, that Tannehill fellow makes me a might nervous. I think I'll stick with the Seabirdies in the hopes they sack Matt Cassel a thousand thousand times. Of course, it's all a moot point because Imma lose to the Mighty Couchgoats anyhow.
Fingers crossed those Fisheaters break pattern and pound the Cowboys.
Here's hoping. Thanks!
Making DOTY Jerry Jones sad, is always fun times.
fuck Jerry Jones wit Greg Harding's dick- he's made it so much easier to hate that whole organization than I already did before (which was immensely)
Pats D/ST: 21 points. Fuuuuuuuuck.
Note to self, always listen to shelwood!
For some reason, (because I am bored, basically) I am watching U of North Carolina (motto: "Yes, we have a football team.") playing #23 ranked Pitt (motto: "Not That Pittsburgh Football Team") on ESPN which reminds me, smokey's Mighty Temple Owls are nationally ranked for the first time in forever. This Saturday, they are hosting the Fightin' Stereotypes of God's favorite university, Notre Dame, in Philly. This is also the first time two ranked college football teams have played in Philly since the '40s. Notre Dame has the most insufferable, entitled fans (Hi, Regis!) in all of college football.
Anyhoo, long story short, go Owls! HOOT!
Hey, hey, hey… U of North Carolina also used to have a basketball team!
Oh, and, definitely go Owls!
Hooters!
you're up 23-6!
I'm a Lions fan, so fuck actually watching football. I'm patiently waiting for SVU to come on so I can get my fix.
I really want an SVU channel. Come on, USA, you know we need it.
LOL Miami! Derp. https://twitter.com/CBSSports/status/659898196659…
Must be a Florida thing…
If Roger Goodell has his way, all Planned Parenthoods will become NFL Shop outlets by 2017
Not a half bad idea, if it keeps the clinics open. Also too, fuck Greg Harding. And especially fuck Gregg Easterbrook- STFU in the quiet car, dispshit. Nobody thinks you're important because you're on your cell phone these days. My 84 year old mom has a cell phone fer chrissakes. So shut your everloving piehole so the rest of us can get some sleep (note, I don't ride Amtrak, but he likely is annoying on airplanes also too, so he still gets a punch in the nuts)
The Quiet Car in question is the on the Acela that runs between DC and NYC, so you know the asswipes violating the quiet rule are REALLY violating it.
Douche bag alert
Tonight I managed to bag a couple of tickets for face value for Sunday's Lions V Chiefs. Which is nice.
Look for someone wearing a Warren For Progress T Shirt. It won't be me, but look out for someone wearing one just the same ;p