When Ted was with the 10th Mountain Division, kicking down doors in the Battle of Fallujah…no, wait.
When Ted was doing a HALO drop from 50,000 feet into Tikrit with the 5th Special Forces Group looking for Uday and Qusay…
Oh no, that's right, he was never in the military, not even as a JAGOFFicer like Miss LIndsay. That's how he's able to so accurately address the needs of fighting men and women, and their revulsion at the idea of gluten-free food. The same way a military finishing school and sexual adventures in the 70s made Trump an expert on the military and Vietnam.
Rubio spokesman Joe Pounder said in a statement. "When it comes to our national security, Marco Rubio is the only candidate with the actual experience and policies needed to keep America safe."
Joe's pounding out the canned responses like his boss, but Rubio's bio has some, uh…gaps in this area, although he does chair the "Foreign Relations Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Transnational Crime, Civilian Security, Democracy, Human Rights and Global Women's Issues."
Foreign Relations Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Transnational Crime, Civilian Security, Democracy, Human Rights and Global Women's Issues
Worst EVER!!
While tehRump gives the [ wingnutz lotsa red meat. ]
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Good, but there be more fat in the south.
Bonus fractal scaling of meat marbling to weather pattern
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Delicious, delicious weather.
That pattern's going to get it to about 60 degrees here, I like it!
Heaven forbid anyone with celiac disease serve in the military!
/FFS
Force-feeding people bread is the American way!
When Ted was with the 10th Mountain Division, kicking down doors in the Battle of Fallujah…no, wait.
When Ted was doing a HALO drop from 50,000 feet into Tikrit with the 5th Special Forces Group looking for Uday and Qusay…
Oh no, that's right, he was never in the military, not even as a JAGOFFicer like Miss LIndsay. That's how he's able to so accurately address the needs of fighting men and women, and their revulsion at the idea of gluten-free food. The same way a military finishing school and sexual adventures in the 70s made Trump an expert on the military and Vietnam.
Wasn't he in the Canadian Special Forces ("Black Toques") in Calgary?
"That's why the last thing any commander should need to worry about is the grades he is getting from some plush-bottomed Pentagon bureaucrat for political correctness or social experiments…" Lord Plushbottom agrees:
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Joe's pounding out the canned responses like his boss, but Rubio's bio has some, uh…gaps in this area, although he does chair the "Foreign Relations Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Transnational Crime, Civilian Security, Democracy, Human Rights and Global Women's Issues."
Come on now. That has to be a porn name.
Foreign Relations Subcommittee on Western Hemisphere, Transnational Crime, Civilian Security, Democracy, Human Rights and Global Women's Issues
Worst EVER!!
The "We Gotta Make You the Chairman of Something" Committee. They must have meetings every few hours. No wonder Marco was AWOL so often.
His brother Richard is the porn star.
Two words: Trench Latrines.