Can't find it again on Twitter but apparently he asked at least two staffers if they'd be his surrogate baby-mamas, and in the process of explaining this he blames his wife for not being a better fetus-factory, and the staffers for not being familiar with surrogate chit-chat. Sorry if they were offended!
The Venice-Santa Monica Christmas Run got postponed to next Saturday due to concerns about air quality. So far, knock on wood, that is the only way these fucking fires have impacted my life. But my heart goes out to those who do get hit by this.
And I just read that the tax bill offers no relief for losses due to fires or earthquakes. Time to trot this out again:
Gonna finally get a chill here tonight.
Oh, also too, but probably unrelated, Trent Franks is resigning
https://twitter.com/AP/status/938911703575691265
Apparently Rep Franks took his membership in the Freedom Caucus to mean "freedom to grabass" and is avoiding the inevitable.
Edit: Wait, apparently he "asked female staffers to be a surrogate for his child." WTF?
https://twitter.com/politico/status/9389162725359…
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Can't find it again on Twitter but apparently he asked at least two staffers if they'd be his surrogate baby-mamas, and in the process of explaining this he blames his wife for not being a better fetus-factory, and the staffers for not being familiar with surrogate chit-chat. Sorry if they were offended!
TPM had this quote …a topic that, unbeknownst to me until very recently, made certain individuals uncomfortable…
It's colder in San Antonio, Texas than it is in Whitehorse, Yukon right now.
Thanks. Fine on this side of town. Hope Cally and Close are okay.
I'm fine (for now at least)–the fires are on the west side. Thanks for asking!
Speaking of baby-mamas and daddies, Prince Erik Prince was banging the baby-sitter while his wife was dying of cancer. Nice!
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/9389389148…
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The Venice-Santa Monica Christmas Run got postponed to next Saturday due to concerns about air quality. So far, knock on wood, that is the only way these fucking fires have impacted my life. But my heart goes out to those who do get hit by this.
And I just read that the tax bill offers no relief for losses due to fires or earthquakes. Time to trot this out again:
♬ [Fuck Donald Trump] ♬
AQI here is firmly in the green at 14. This time.
Just a standard asshole.
Yes.
If Vegas can have a team, I concede that you can, too.