10 thoughts on ““You Can Now Ask Alexa to Flush”

      1. You appear to be out of TP. With one click ordering you can have a roll there in hours!

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  1. (What's the thing? That Silicon Valley creates shit that they can't do efficiently or can't make their parents do for them?)

    Dude, flush the shit that came out of your own ass Yourself. You may feel a sense of pride. You may get a motherfucking mind-trophy. Just try it.

    (App of the Future: iPhone Bidet)

  2. Then the Chiefs of Staff would be called in for a kitteh in the room, and.. bwow wow! Too Many Generals!! (A new 1986 sitcom nestled between Small Wonder and my personal pain for the entire fucking nation.)
    Soundtrack by Henry Mancini.

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