“You Can Now Ask Alexa to Flush” January 9, 2018 Zombie Dewey 2435810 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2018%2F01%2F09%2Fyou-can-now-ask-alexa-to-flush%2F%22You+Can+Now+Ask+Alexa+to+Flush%222018-01-10+03%3A43%3A31Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D24358 00
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(What's the thing? That Silicon Valley creates shit that they can't do efficiently or can't make their parents do for them?) Dude, flush the shit that came out of your own ass Yourself. You may feel a sense of pride. You may get a motherfucking mind-trophy. Just try it. (App of the Future: iPhone Bidet) Reply
Then the Chiefs of Staff would be called in for a kitteh in the room, and.. bwow wow! Too Many Generals!! (A new 1986 sitcom nestled between Small Wonder and my personal pain for the entire fucking nation.) Soundtrack by Henry Mancini. Reply
You can 'ask', ……………..
Yeah, I really want Jeff Bezos and Tim Cook to know every time I take a dump…
Imagine the ads the algorithms could generate.
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You appear to be out of TP. With one click ordering you can have a roll there in hours!
Customers who bought this item also bought: Glade+Air Wick
The Dorito-Schnatter ExLax Prilosec Cycle? It's in there.
|"Oooh, Fill me up Chandler! You're so big!"| (sorry, had to, easy).
HAH!!!
(What's the thing? That Silicon Valley creates shit that they can't do efficiently or can't make their parents do for them?)
Dude, flush the shit that came out of your own ass Yourself. You may feel a sense of pride. You may get a motherfucking mind-trophy. Just try it.
(App of the Future: iPhone Bidet)
Then the Chiefs of Staff would be called in for a kitteh in the room, and.. bwow wow! Too Many Generals!! (A new 1986 sitcom nestled between Small Wonder and my personal pain for the entire fucking nation.)
Soundtrack by Henry Mancini.
Hank Jr. flipped my girlfriend way back in 1969.
*spit*