41 thoughts on “First, raid all the lawyers.

  1. “I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen told the website. “So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?”

    Let's see if Cohen can swear and threaten and bluff his way out of this one.

    1. Well, he did do something fucking disgusting. That's what got him into this spot in the first place.

  2. Best part of the story so far (per MSNBC lawsplainer Chuck Rosenberg): when the FBI raids an attorney's office or home, they have to bring along a Taint Team.

    A what? you ask.

    That's right, a Taint Team, a special group of lawyers who sift through the evidence to separate out that which might be tainted by attorney-client privilege, such as papers related to Cohen's non-Trump clients, if there are any.

  3. "We'll see what happens. Many people have said, 'You should fire him.'" -Donald J. Trump, like five minutes ago

  4. "They broke into" the office?

    Donald, I know you're limited, but executing a search warrant =/= breaking into an office TYVM…

  5. ..And so they march in single file
    Into the court, defiant
    "And who is this?", the judge demands
    "My client's client's client"

  6. Well, 30% is half of 60%, so you can go ahead and round that up right away. And 60% is actually–and no one really knew this but many people are saying–more than half of 100, so really, truthfully, his approval rating is somewhere between 120% and infinity. Very high marks.

  7. Thanks.
    I think I made it up in response to CR's, right inside my brain, but who the hell knows where it's been?

  8. My Achilles tendon pulled some bone away from my heel, which somehow also fractured the lateral process of the talus. That fracture was no joke, cost me a lot more than 14 days!

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