26 thoughts on “Florida Monkey

  1. The monkey's owner told WPBF she had left her pet in her parked vehicle, but it somehow managed to escape.

    The owner left the monkey in a car in Florida in June? Yeah, I'll bet that monkey didn't escape to get the fuck out of a hot car and then act out because it was overheated at all…

    /FFS

  2. "The likelihood of a Florida resident being seriously injured during an unprovoked alligator attack is about one in 3.2 million, the commission said on its website."

    So she was just lucky, I guess?

  3. She has fun playing it, too.

    She also brought out a "dulcinator", a resophonic dulcimer. I can't say what it sounded like, as it was overpowered by the other instruments.

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