Mr. Personality politicizes tofu September 8, 2018 Close Read 2759136 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2018%2F09%2F08%2Fmr-personality-politicizes-tofu%2FMr.+Personality+politicizes+tofu2018-09-09+02%3A19%3A01Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2018%2F09%2F08%2Fmr-personality-politicizes-tofu%2F 00
♫♫"He was a Tofu Texan with dyed silicon hair but he beat me in the Senate race 'cuz I made voters scared…"♫♪ Reply
Here is a cat saving a puppy stuck in a ditch. https://twitter.com/realrobinhood19/status/103832… Reply
My cat clawed a hole in my window screen last week and let himself in when I wouldn't wake up at 4 a.m. and open the door. He has anxiety issues. Reply
Mine would claw his way out. He's made it abundantly clear that he's not my cat. He's a community cat, a citizen of the world. When winter hits I'll become his favorite again, no doubt. Reply
Worse hed pic <img src="http://media.pennlive.com/nation-world/photo/ted-cruz-mouth-f6976161943aa800.jpg" <="" img=""> Maybe we can convince Texans that shit on his lip is tofu. Reply
Much prefer "Kool and the Gang, smoking, and gondolas" http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/09/obam… Reply
So Texas doesn't want to be the next Silicon Valley? Good to know! PS: I'd love to compare the sales reports of hair dye to Texans to those of any other state TYVFM. Reply
OT but, OMG, I cannot stop laughing: https://twitter.com/scottEweinberg/status/1038534…
OMG what if Texas got silicon?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Instruments
Those guys bought out National Semiconductor and put my sister out of work. Bastages.
They bought out Burr Brown and discontinued all my favorite operational amplifiers. Monsters!
damn. Burr Brown used to be my advisor's favorite
OT "We regret the error"
https://mobile.twitter.com/SominiSengupta/status/…
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/405/897/1d3.png" width=300>
Was this before or after he murdered all those people in Northern California?
During? This photo does nothing to counter the image of deranged psychokiller.
"Can you still hear them screaming, Clarice?"
He was tall for his age too.
Gamma rays?
Tofu and silicon.
"Coal Mimer's Daughter"
https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/10386222390…
♫♫"He was a Tofu Texan with dyed silicon hair
but he beat me in the Senate race 'cuz I made voters scared…"♫♪
Damn.
Here is a cat saving a puppy stuck in a ditch. https://twitter.com/realrobinhood19/status/103832…
I can't get my cat to do fuck-all of anything useful.
My cat clawed a hole in my window screen last week and let himself in when I wouldn't wake up at 4 a.m. and open the door.
He has anxiety issues.
Mine would claw his way out. He's made it abundantly clear that he's not my cat. He's a community cat, a citizen of the world. When winter hits I'll become his favorite again, no doubt.
Worse hed pic
<img src="http://media.pennlive.com/nation-world/photo/ted-cruz-mouth-f6976161943aa800.jpg" <="" img="">
Maybe we can convince Texans that shit on his lip is tofu.
He should always wear mascara like this.
Once a mime…
Oh for the sake of fuck.
Moar Kavanouke
https://mobile.twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/1038…
Seriously, fuck this guy.
Why aren't we eating more insects?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/07/t-magazine/eat…
"Making lunch from a hornet's nest is a terrible idea"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2CaislJq-k
As a lifelong motorcyclist, I've eaten my share. Do not recommend.
Much prefer "Kool and the Gang, smoking, and gondolas"
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/09/obam…
I also got kicked out of Disneyland.
So Texas doesn't want to be the next Silicon Valley? Good to know!
PS: I'd love to compare the sales reports of hair dye to Texans to those of any other state TYVFM.
Princess Vonky finds offense: https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/103881657772…
She's got as big a set of kidneys as her stepmom