75 thoughts on “What time does this shitshow start, anyhow?”
So's I typed into the googles, I typed, "What time does the stfu Donny start," well, I was gonna, but I got as far as "What time does the stf" and the googles filled in the rest. Seemed sorta fitting.
I am having ground turkey that I was going to use for a turkey and zucchini lasagna but I got home and was too tired to compose the lasagna and I'd already defrosted the ground turkey and just cooked it and ate it by itself.
On the upside, it was pretty darn good.
Ground turkey is my go-to for damned near everything. I never buy hamberder.
I had every intention of employing the tradition of mashing the MUTE button on this number and playing some | extremely evil music | for amusement, but I've decided I'm really not up for having to watch that puffed-up huckster and his degrading blizzard of bullshit tonight. There are limits.
I'm listening now to ancient Celtic instrumental music, reading a book and having tea like civilized people used to do back in the Holocene.
As you may know, every SOTU has a cabinet member designated as the "survivor," who thus does not attend in case some catastrophe wipes out everybody at the Capitol
No . Pinochle, or hearts , or gin. I tried bridge when sis and bil were teaching me, but
too big a pain in the ass for me. Too many secret handshakes and shit.
So I finally sat down to go online tonight, sitting here on my sofa, was here about 15-20 minutes, so IOW had not just walked in the door.
Suddenly I feel something crawl out of my hair behind my ear and down onto my neck. It feels about the size of a pencil eraser. I FREAKED OUT, as one does, and SCREAMED and swept my hand through my hair and FLUNG whatever it was across the room. This all happened in about a second.
Now I am wondering: What the hell was it? Is it still alive? How did it get in my hair? How did I not feel it until just now? I tried to find it but of course I can't. I wish I had reacted a little more slowly, but then again, nah.
Currently 29 here. We typically drop 10 degrees overnight, so I'm expecting to be dead by morning. But the sun may appear tomorrow, and I'd like to stick around to see that.
So's I typed into the googles, I typed, "What time does the stfu Donny start," well, I was gonna, but I got as far as "What time does the stf" and the googles filled in the rest. Seemed sorta fitting.
Dunno, but I just had two 'made at the butcher' hot dogs that were really good.
Have beer and card games.
I'm having a Louisiana red hot chili dawg for dinner. Gonna be epic.
Doooooooooooood!
Hawt shit, I tell you whut.
I am having ground turkey that I was going to use for a turkey and zucchini lasagna but I got home and was too tired to compose the lasagna and I'd already defrosted the ground turkey and just cooked it and ate it by itself.
On the upside, it was pretty darn good.
Ground turkey is my go-to for damned near everything. I never buy hamberder.
Same here. Ground turkey is the other pink meat.
https://twitter.com/Travon/status/109295427339290…
Culture of Truth
@Bobblespeak
2m2 minutes ago
omg Rick Perry is the designated survivor 🤣
Damned if he wouldn't be an improvement, though.
Make it stop.
He's doing his "boring president" bit.
If only
A satire, wrapped in a caricature, dipped in Dana Perino's queso.
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*oukes*
Better that than his "novelty president" bit.
I had every intention of employing the tradition of mashing the MUTE button on this number and playing some | extremely evil music | for amusement, but I've decided I'm really not up for having to watch that puffed-up huckster and his degrading blizzard of bullshit tonight. There are limits.
I'm listening now to ancient Celtic instrumental music, reading a book and having tea like civilized people used to do back in the Holocene.
Nice!!
As you may know, every SOTU has a cabinet member designated as the "survivor," who thus does not attend in case some catastrophe wipes out everybody at the Capitol
You know who it is this year? This fucken guy:
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GAAAHH
"Internet, please show me something entirely unlike DOTU"
https://laughingsquid.com/periodic-table-battlesh…
International Year of the Periodic Table. Bring it, bitches!
It's Raining Mendeleev
OMG!! Want!
"Be9 — you sunk my battleship!"
"This game is working – you have learned the element of surprise."
We also would have accepted "panda-shaped solar farm"
http://www.scienceinsanity.com/2019/01/china-just…
Can I have both? I really want both.
These are the solar farms liberals want
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Is this bridge? Have you become a Republican?
No . Pinochle, or hearts , or gin. I tried bridge when sis and bil were teaching me, but
too big a pain in the ass for me. Too many secret handshakes and shit.
I remember you trying to learn bridge to please your sister. It seemed painful.
OMG I'm sorry if I gave that impression.
I asked them to teach me to
fill-up the space of 'we really have nothing to talk about , do we."
Yikes. Relatives are fun.
They didn't come here for this winter .
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https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1092789658…
Deja vu all over again
I watched nothing. From the sound of it SOTU should have been STFU
https://twitter.com/josh_weinberg/status/10929912…
O/T and we need it:
https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/108814978…
Hah. Lotsa good stuff.
Troutmask libel.
https://twitter.com/AnnTelnaes
she's really good
Story:
So I finally sat down to go online tonight, sitting here on my sofa, was here about 15-20 minutes, so IOW had not just walked in the door.
Suddenly I feel something crawl out of my hair behind my ear and down onto my neck. It feels about the size of a pencil eraser. I FREAKED OUT, as one does, and SCREAMED and swept my hand through my hair and FLUNG whatever it was across the room. This all happened in about a second.
Now I am wondering: What the hell was it? Is it still alive? How did it get in my hair? How did I not feel it until just now? I tried to find it but of course I can't. I wish I had reacted a little more slowly, but then again, nah.
This is somewhat unsettling.
Moth.
Have some AOC.
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/109301870818697216…
Yes! That must be it! Honestly. That really takes a load off my mind. Plus there was a moth in the kitchen from last night that I never took outside.
[ Just a guess b.c. I almost tore my ear off once when all it was was a moth snuck-up on me. ]
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Hah! See my comment below.
Peggy had not realized that the new players are now on the field.
You might have to burn the house down, sorry.
Damn.
FUCKING INSECTS
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Good grief: Peggy Noonan just can't help herself: https://twitter.com/Peggynoonannyc/status/1092987…
| Dingus Amongus@Dingusamongus
8 hours ago
Replying to @Peggynoonannyc
That’s not how Flowers For Algernon ends. |
Oooh! Get her some burn cream!
|This is excellent.|
It is so damn cold here right now. 43 degrees. I need to go out to the garage and get a lightbulb but I am afraid I will not make it back alive.
OMG!!! Be careful!
Take phone with GPS beacon.
Currently 29 here. We typically drop 10 degrees overnight, so I'm expecting to be dead by morning. But the sun may appear tomorrow, and I'd like to stick around to see that.
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I made it through, and goddamn, so did the sun. I can see it hitting the higher peaks. Gonna be a good day.
Wunderground is showing statewide records for the day and all the coldest ones are in your neck of the woods.
It didn't get quite as cold as I had predicted, thankfully.
37F here and both cats are sleeping with us, so it's a cool one here
Mine abandoned me at 0500.
Trying to reply to Close but for some reason ID is being A Idiot:
This is what my hometown was dealing with last week, so, shush.
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I am have similar problems with ID. Re your Moose Lake temperature, yeah, so pretty much the same thing. 😉
I no longer claim the bad places as my home town(s). One of them is buried under 11 feet of snow this morning. I don't want any part of that.
Lt Rain
39°F
4°C
Today
Showers then Isolated Showers
High: 52°F
Tonight
Mostly Clear
Low: 28°F
| It was in the 70's here yesterday! | I went for a post lunch walk with no coat on. This is getting real close to sock-burning weather.
Heh.
| Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi
1 hour ago
#waybackwednesday – oh yes that clap took me back to the teen years. She knows. And she knows that you know. And frankly she’s disappointed that you thought this would work. But here’s a clap. #youtriedit |
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