Imma walk back the headdesk somewhat. Not that it's not possible it happened that way,
but it is of the form ' sources told FNYT ', so that may mean
that some things are a little askew.
“This transaction will meaningfully transform our portfolio. We anticipate a smooth closing of the transaction and integration of our two businesses, and through adoption of The Win Strategy™ we believe we can capture significant operational synergies. The combination of Parker and LORD is expected to drive significant value for Parker shareholders and be accretive to organic growth, EBITDA margins, cash flow and EPS, excluding one-time costs and deal related amortization.”
Fuck 'em. they're assholes
It just happened, so don't know nuthin' yet. They may right, but it wasn't Bain that bought them, another manufacturer. Slight chance they won't fuck-over retirees as it might create suspicions among currents.
Very slim, I know.
"accretive to organic growth" — you mean like kidney stones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrKKcxB5MwY
https://youtu.be/8lVqEchxIxw
I hope that girl's unfortunate tats are fake.
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Oh firefox, when will you apply the fix for me
for me
when will you apply the fix for me
Fixored, but weird that they wanted my cc number.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/11242…
The irony gods worketh overtime.
Halperin will be his Press Sec
"The sleep of reason engenders monsters"
https://twitter.com/trekonomics/status/1124732041…
Heh, saw pic below from 41 strange before this. So keep a lookout.
Those are cute monsters.
RUH ROH!
<img src="https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/d05edbf4-435d-40e8-992f-21321b7bda98.png" width="500" height="500">
I would totally get off the Vespa and walk if I saw that.
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!
"How many tentacles would you say it has?"
"Dunno. I'm busy counting the eyes."
Pelosi Warns Democrats: "Campaign as Republicans"
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/04/us/politics/na…
Imma walk back the headdesk somewhat. Not that it's not possible it happened that way,
but it is of the form ' sources told FNYT ', so that may mean
that some things are a little askew.
Sure, but FNYT is not gonna walk back the impression they already created with that headline.
It was no-paywall today too, for Freedom.
People are freaking all over the internet.
I'm trying to only freak-out only every other day.
They started detecting and blocking private mode browsers too, presumably also for Freedom.
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2019/05/03/stud…
Unrelated:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/salt-water-fish-exti…
I kinda remember that report, or report of that report. I was still working for big nature, and it kinda helped
drive the helplessness.
<img src="https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/b3c33785-c507-468e-9b09-38dc2d80473c.png" width="300" height="300">
Ummm, I recommend wiping it up.
Vomiting Hairy
*oukes*
*meowukes*
NOLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb3sG4DT090
[Also NOLA]
Ancient Furries
https://mobile.twitter.com/ancientfurries
Mayor Bernie
https://splinternews.com/these-old-videos-of-bern…
Joe Burn
https://twitter.com/EvilGalProds/status/112478599…
<img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-3w85TuZt9Q/hqdefault.jpg" width="300" height="300">
<img src="https://i.gifer.com/CHRr.gif">
https://twitter.com/lnaturale/status/112485364306…
I recently started reading Cory Doctorow's Radicalized, which is great. His twitter is almost as good as 41strange
https://twitter.com/doctorow
Cool.
Would be a good candidate for Wonkville book club
https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250228581
You know what they say about Wonkville Book Club…….
Don't talk about it?
I dunno.
Corp buys other Corp. Epic paragraph ensues..
“This transaction will meaningfully transform our portfolio. We anticipate a smooth closing of the transaction and integration of our two businesses, and through adoption of The Win Strategy™ we believe we can capture significant operational synergies. The combination of Parker and LORD is expected to drive significant value for Parker shareholders and be accretive to organic growth, EBITDA margins, cash flow and EPS, excluding one-time costs and deal related amortization.”
Is that Joe Biden's campaign slogan?
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!!!!!
one-time costs and deal related amortization = payouts to outgoing execs, layoffs for the little people.
Also: deal-related should be hyphenated.
Lords is where BIL retired from–worried pension is fucked.
Yikes. I'm so sorry.
Fuck 'em. they're assholesIt just happened, so don't know nuthin' yet. They may right, but it wasn't Bain that bought them, another manufacturer. Slight chance they won't fuck-over retirees as it might create suspicions among currents.
Very slim, I know.
"accretive to organic growth" — you mean like kidney stones?
gender reveal
https://twitter.com/K_NoiseWaterMD/status/1125082…
OH YEAH!
<img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ar6xC8KM-jk/hqdefault.jpg" width="400/">
Polite society
https://mobile.twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/1…
Look at NRA membership idols, much less leaders.
<img src="https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7053/6949233296_9c8268b5e6.jpg" width="300">
Domino's Command Line Interface
https://boingboing.net/2004/05/07/commandline-piz…
Fantastic except the end result is Domino's Pizza.
If you type the same string at a DOS prompt, it brings you Papa Johns
OMG!
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5zu6rfU8AIvoB2.jpg:large" width=360>
OMG this is awesome.
Way too cool.
I support her because I have the same initials
Blue wave!
pic
https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/1125229…
Birth of Snake Venus
https://mobile.twitter.com/doctorow/status/112524…
Excellent. Now do marmots.
Or meerkats!