18 thoughts on ““Excuse me, is Agent Penis in yet?”

  1. ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
    Penis Agent man
    Penis Agent man
    Oh they've given you a rubber
    and taken away your name.

        1. Aw shucks, …………..once in a while I get a hit.

          I honestly had no idea who he is, had to google.

          Also, recent comments have disappeared?

  2. confidential to Blue (what problem would it solve?)

    comments of mine that are homonyms for other words wouldn't end up in the bin

    "Agent p ness, at your cervix"

  3. Well, have peeled the skin off of a bunch of winger white peeple and am going to coat parts of the roof .

  4. Dick Gordon: National Security Agency.

    Martin Bishop: Ah. You're the guys I hear breathing on the other end of my phone.

    Dick Gordon: No, that's the FBI. We're not chartered for domestic surveillance.

    Martin Bishop: Oh, I see. You just overthrow governments. Set up friendly dictators.

    Dick Gordon: No, that's the CIA. We protect our government's communications, we try to break the other fella's codes. We're the good guys, Marty.

    Martin Bishop: Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is… Dick.

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