41 thoughts on “A Blow-By-Blow Account of the Great Sky Penis

  1. Sky penis…..sky penis
    How high can you fly
    You'll never, never, never reach the sky
    He mumbles a prayer and it ends with a smile

    1. Goin' up to the penis in the sky
      Goin' up to the penis in the sky
      That's what I'm gonna draw when I fly
      When I fly with my stick to the walls
      Gonna draw a big penis and some balls.

    1. 66°F
      Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 72F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph.

      Looking forward to Friday not breaking this year's winning streak of day-long torrential downpours.

          1. I'm at 4,000 feet, so it'll be wet rather than white here. Still, the temp just took a 10 degree dive and it's blowy as fuck.

          2. It was raining here this morning, as in: pouring. I actually wore my raincoat to work. That would be the raincoat I bought long ago and need maybe one or two days a year.

          3. I bought some decent rain gear when I was an avid motorcyclist. You never know, on a cross-country trip, where you might get caught in a deluge. Now I keep it behind the seat in my truck and do my best to stay home when it's raining.

      1. Sure, there's many reasons for them to do it,
        I dunno, I'm just not in OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANIC FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK mode.

        1. I think you're right, for now. Iran's too cagey to fall for all these simpletonesque provocations, our erstwhile Allies aren't buying any of this and whatever confederates Bolton's using – Saudi special forces, Iranian expats, Xe mercs, etc. – are too incompetent to run a proper false flag op.

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