Way back when I still had a jerb, our office computer got impounded because my boss was being doxxed by some people he was trolling on his own time at home. I got dinged because they found a video in one of my folders of a woman shooting a roman candle out of her hooha. If I had been the subject of the investigation, I could have lost my jerb over it. Less than a year later, they found another reason to accomplish that anyway.
I was already in their crosshairs, I made it work out.
The story was legendary in the District, at least!
Good.
There was a survey tech at the Agency years ago who was cruising for porn on the job, went to print a particularly tasty bit and forgot that his computer's default was set to the 46" plotter-printer. Shitcanned forthwith.
It was way before my time but still legendary here.
HAH! My plotter at work cut vinyl appliques, so that could have been epic!
Hail here, followed by 2 hours of torrential downpour. The sidewalks crested.
Me too. I was a combination of cautious/lucky and the worst I ever had go up in my hand were standard firecrackers. Stung a bit, but that was about it. All the really nasty stuff I used a foot of primer cord. One time picking up fireworks in NYC, I got a roman candle that shot M80s. The guy said "you can hold it and point it!" I was like no fucking way dude…
The Mail nailed it. Some are thinking that a rabid Brexiter leaked the messages to get the current British ambassador tossed and replaced with a Boris bot.
Please excuse Jeff and all his friends in the administration from going to jail for the rest of their lives, and
possibly being beaten to death while they are there.
Great arm extension, but needed to keep the hands in front of the bat to properly deal with the heat.
There. Are. So. Many.
<img src="https://giphy.com/gifs/fireworks-VXKfRmchpuNQA"/>
Oh. Ow.
Seriously. I blew up a fair amount of things in my youth, but I never did stupid shit like this.
<img src="https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.d7jNKhy-JiqLgm7ILUGo2QAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1"/>
Way back when I still had a jerb, our office computer got impounded because my boss was being doxxed by some people he was trolling on his own time at home. I got dinged because they found a video in one of my folders of a woman shooting a roman candle out of her hooha. If I had been the subject of the investigation, I could have lost my jerb over it. Less than a year later, they found another reason to accomplish that anyway.
Damn, sorry, though illicit hooha fireworks related video dismissal would make for interesting smalltalk.
[goddamnit there's a tornado warning here now]
I was already in their crosshairs, I made it work out.
The story was legendary in the District, at least!
Good.
There was a survey tech at the Agency years ago who was cruising for porn on the job, went to print a particularly tasty bit and forgot that his computer's default was set to the 46" plotter-printer. Shitcanned forthwith.
It was way before my time but still legendary here.
HAH! My plotter at work cut vinyl appliques, so that could have been epic!
I would have paid money to see that go down.
I cut shit like this with it:
<img src="http://www.funnysigns.net/files/falling-cows.jpg"</img>
We won't be cowed by a little rock fall.
fechez la vache?
<img src="https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fc8%2F46%2F24%2Fc84624c16354ff97cc4f511f1c57db1e.jpg&f=1"/>
Even better, but not available in my fonts.
Hail here, followed by 2 hours of torrential downpour. The sidewalks crested.
Me too. I was a combination of cautious/lucky and the worst I ever had go up in my hand were standard firecrackers. Stung a bit, but that was about it. All the really nasty stuff I used a foot of primer cord. One time picking up fireworks in NYC, I got a roman candle that shot M80s. The guy said "you can hold it and point it!" I was like no fucking way dude…
Unrelated, you have some competition
https://mobile.twitter.com/ahaikuforu/status/1147…
?
As Resident Haikuist, someone is out there generating haikus by the barrelful
holy shit.
In Local News: | Will Sommer has been covering the Proud Boys Rally in D.C. | and it's turned into the | fiasco | you always knew it would.
Well that's awesome.
First Sun Records release.
I could not have told what it was under threat of death.
Now you know too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpGBxKQVQ18
I'm [shocked.]
Darwin award.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7220335/…
The Mail nailed it. Some are thinking that a rabid Brexiter leaked the messages to get the current British ambassador tossed and replaced with a Boris bot.
Epstein.
Epstein's Mother.
Please excuse Jeff and all his friends in the administration from going to jail for the rest of their lives, and
possibly being beaten to death while they are there.
Perfect!
Beaten to death with votes, please!
I thought that's how they vote .
Stuefing the ballot box
https://twitter.com/TeamUSA/status/11479231710116…
Some bitter to go with the sweet
https://www.espn.com/soccer/fifa-womens-world-cup…
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDweck/status/114791…
https://twitter.com/skenigsberg/status/1147922695…
: )
https://mobile.twitter.com/drhonor/status/1147904…
They already had 'the point flying over the head " gif, so I don't have to.
New Nike ad:
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/114791525…
Whoa.
[ stifles cynical comment ]
Random fidgeting Cat Stevens
https://youtu.be/OUUHitCbJ6A
Yikes. I remember the song, could not ever have told you who did it.
| I can't stop watching this. |
Kinda enter into a meditative state. Let this be our mantra.
Heh Ducey
https://twitter.com/CoconinoDems/status/114695797…
His apologists had some excuses all ready to go!
Pathetic. But two comments by the author are, uh, gold.
https://deadspin.com/heres-what-every-member-of-t…
I don't see comments by the author (can you summarize?) Or do you mean in the article?
Also, there seems to be some controversy in the thread regarding deleted comments
It's from a couple weeks ago. Maybe displaying weirdly. These are the first I see.
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Kelsey McKinney:
Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.
Kelsey McKinney:
How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.
| Forty Signs of Rain: |
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-9e3hvWsAETw77.jpg:large"/>
"Textbook flash flood" – 11 foot rise in water in an hour at Four Mile Run…
–CWG
Alek Krautmann @AlekKrautmann
2 hours ago
Hard to see but water is squirting out of the drains
Hawt.
Fitting, on this day when -45 is to speak on how his climate is the best climate.
Different flood.
<img src="https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a80959d16098a24e00ccdbaf60ffe178b07f95a8/0_0_4113_4113/master/4113.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=3bcb2dc57251aac982321861f1e45f1f" width="600" height="600">
People exit Deutsche Bank’s Manhattan headquarters with white envelopes that are reportedly their exit papers. Photograph: Spencer Platt/Getty Images
| Boo Hoo |
And Also:
| The scene today at Deutsche Bank in London: "Some former traders looked visibly shaken and were crying as they left. A few headed to the nearby Balls Brothers restaurant and bar." |
"BALLS, brothers."
Heh, was wondering that. Go straight to a bar, or go home to find your partner boffing someone else?
Or the reverse. Both would be a very bad day.