Well, if she continues to follow standard DNC guidelines and avoid campaigning – and if she does, to then glarble non-answers about Obama – then even the second coming of Jeebus would lose to one of the GOPers.
Swing states, schming states. We're not really in Cliché Country for real until we're talking about "key battleground states." You're allowed one drink each time a teevee talking head uses that expression.
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Todaze conundrum: How can Hillary's slip be showing when she's always wearing pants suits?
Well, if she continues to follow standard DNC guidelines and avoid campaigning – and if she does, to then glarble non-answers about Obama – then even the second coming of Jeebus would lose to one of the GOPers.
Oh noes! What if the poll numbers stay exactly the same for the next 16 fuckin' months!?
That sky isn't going to fall on its own, pal!
Whoa, those are some odd swings. 8 point swing in CO from last time.
She's feeling the Bern!
not sure if sarcasm
Me either.
Swing states, schming states. We're not really in Cliché Country for real until we're talking about "key battleground states." You're allowed one drink each time a teevee talking head uses that expression.