Gorn

Only one left at Amazon! Act quickly before these marked-down Gorn masks are gone forever!

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/27/make-silly-noises-and-fight-ki.html

German Poses as Syrian, Plans ‘False Flag’ Terror Attack

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-soldier-syria-refugee-false-flag-terror-attack-posing-arrested-frankfurt-france-bavaria-a7705231.html
my-favorite-hepola

Trump’s New Illegal Alien Crime Hotline Immediately Overwhelmed with calls about Space Aliens

https://www.salon.com/2017/04/26/trumps-newly-unveiled-anti-immigrant-hotline-bombarded-with-reports-of-space-aliens/
dairus

When United came for the guitars, I said nothing because I was not a guitar.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/26/us/united-airlines-rabbit.html?ref=business

Utah School District Improves Results by Increasing Pay for Teachers

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865678403/Wanted-Effective-veteran-teachers-willing-to-relocate-to-San-Juan-County.html
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Ivanka is cool with women’s empowerment so long as she doesn’t have to pay for it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/workers-endured-long-hours-low-pay-at-chinese-factory-used-by-ivanka-trumps-clothing-maker/2017/04/25/b6fe6608-2924-11e7-b605-33413c691853_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_ivankafactory-615pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.e6764e00da6c