Boy bye

Monica Lewinsky to Roger Ailes: Rot in Hell

Well, he looks like the kind of guy who could be good at math

Pfizer Somehow Having Issues Supplying Stuff Literally Made by the Ton
Keep calm and impeach Trump II

It continues, indeed: The three most damaging paragraphs from the revelation about Trump pushing back against the FBI

In Glorious Act of Bravery, Hero Scott Baio Crushes 15-Year-Old Girl On Twitter

Florida Man, Neo-Nazis, the Unibomber, Islam, and a smoke shop in the same story? Yahtzee!