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The Right Tool for the Right Job

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 C_R_Eature 2945759 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F23%2Fthe-right-tool-for-the-right-job%2FThe+Right+Tool+for+the+Right+Job2019-05-23+15%3A27%3A26Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29457
https://newrepublic.com/article/153959/milkshaking-nigel-farage-effective
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Pretty Awesome

May 22, 2019 Blue 294538 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fpretty-awesome%2FPretty+Awesome2019-05-22+23%3A33%3A19Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fpretty-awesome%2F
https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1130815533258027008
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Get Your Pass to Mars!

May 22, 2019 C_R_Eature 2945030 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fget-your-pass-to-mars%2FGet+Your+Pass+to+Mars%212019-05-22+16%3A29%3A25Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29450
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-invites-public-to-submit-names-to-fly-aboard-next-mars-rover
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LOL LOL LOL

May 22, 2019 Blue 2944910 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Flol-lol-lol%2FLOL+LOL+LOL2019-05-22+16%3A10%3A02Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Flol-lol-lol%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua6nDYAMnRg
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Crepes Spoozette

May 21, 2019 C_R_Eature 2944529 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F21%2Fcrepes-spoozette%2FCrepes+Spoozette2019-05-21+19%3A48%3A24Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29445
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2019/05/21/students-may-have-put-bodily-fluids-crepes-served-teachers-police-are-investigating/?utm_term=.b768fad49a1e
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No-Longer-Grim-bergen

May 21, 2019 C_R_Eature 2944111 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F21%2Fno-longer-grim-bergen%2FNo-Longer-Grim-bergen2019-05-21+17%3A49%3A54Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29441
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/21/belgian-monks-grimbergen-abbey-old-beer
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Fun Facts!!

May 21, 2019 Blue 294397 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F21%2Ffun-facts%2FFun+Facts%21%212019-05-21+16%3A59%3A48Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F21%2Ffun-facts%2F
http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/sciencefacts/weather/tornado.html
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“Nightmare scenario”

May 20, 2019 C_R_Eature 2943461 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F20%2Fnightmare-scenario%2F%22Nightmare+scenario%222019-05-20+17%3A17%3A54Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29434
https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2019/05/20/nightmare-scenario-destructive-tornadoes-severe-flooding-expected-oklahoma-texas-monday/?utm_term=.f38e55b40b78
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Ablow the belt

May 20, 2019 One_who_wanders 294333 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F20%2Fablow-the-belt%2FAblow+the+belt2019-05-20+17%3A02%3A45Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29433
https://commonwealthmagazine.org/health-care/prominent-north-shore-psychiatrist-has-medical-license-suspended/
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Upzone This

May 19, 2019 weejee 2943117 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F19%2Fupzone-this%2FUpzone+This2019-05-20+01%3A04%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29431
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/housing-crisis-has-seattle-weighing-end-single-family-homes-n988001
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Tuesday Talk on Friday

May 17, 2019 Blue 2942667 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F17%2Ftuesday-talk-on-friday%2FTuesday+Talk+on+Friday2019-05-18+00%3A18%3A39Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDdIPnNB34
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Fail

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1129358187134685186
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tessssssssssssst

May 17, 2019 Blue 294241 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F17%2Ftessssssssssssst%2Ftessssssssssssst2019-05-18+00%3A17%3A39Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29424
https://twitter.com/LemieuxLGM/status/1129480937559904256
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How can I make money off this thing?

May 17, 2019 octopus_Grigori 2942249 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F17%2Fhow-can-i-make-money-off-this-thing%2FHow+can+I+make+money+off+this+thing%3F2019-05-17+14%3A46%3A37Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F17%2Fhow-can-i-make-money-off-this-thing%2F
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/17/business/media/grumpy-cat-dead.html
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Home is where the head is

May 16, 2019 C_R_Eature 2941835 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F16%2Fhome-is-where-the-head-is%2FHome+is+where+the+head+is2019-05-16+12%3A55%3A41Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=cdjs5raf0BE
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A Blow-By-Blow Account of the Great Sky Penis

May 15, 2019 C_R_Eature 2941141 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2019%2F05%2F15%2Fa-blow-by-blow-account-of-the-great-sky-penis%2FA+Blow-By-Blow+Account+of+the+Great+Sky+Penis2019-05-15+15%3A41%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D29411
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/
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