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Minneapolis Police Suddenly All Sensitive and Such

July 10, 2020 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3040836 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F10%2Fminneapolis-police-suddenly-all-sensitive-and-such%2FMinneapolis+Police+Suddenly+All+Sensitive+and+Such2020-07-11+02%3A29%3A39Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30408
https://www.startribune.com/mpd-officers-filing-for-ptsd-disability-at-unprecedented-levels-their-attorney-says/571708312/
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honey, don’t

July 8, 2020 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3040558 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F08%2Fhoney-dont%2Fhoney%2C+don%27t2020-07-09+03%3A48%3A07Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30405
https://www.startribune.com/tone-deaf-mural-painted-on-lake-st-kmart-removed/571664742/
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A grasshopper walks into a bar…

July 6, 2020 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3040376 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F06%2Fa-grasshopper-walks-into-a-bar%2FA+grasshopper+walks+into+a+bar...2020-07-07+03%3A42%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30403
https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/untamed/00000162-f7d0-d699-af7e-fffdfd660000
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Hey people, stop microwaving your books, please

July 6, 2020 Close Read 3039222 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F06%2Fhey-people-stop-microwaving-your-books-please%2FHey+people%2C+stop+microwaving+your+books%2C+please2020-07-06+18%3A43%3A56Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F06%2Fhey-people-stop-microwaving-your-books-please%2F
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/news-and-features/articles/librarians-want-you-to-stop-microwaving-books/
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Floating Gardens of Mexico City

July 6, 2020 Blue 3039011 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F06%2Ffloating-gardens-of-mexico-city%2FFloating+Gardens+of+Mexico+City2020-07-06+04%3A21%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F06%2Ffloating-gardens-of-mexico-city%2F
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/mexico-city-chinampas-coronavirus
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Pandemia de Coronavirus

July 3, 2020 Blue 30388112 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F03%2Fpandemia-de-coronavirus%2FPandemia+de+Coronavirus2020-07-03+18%3A06%3A11Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F07%2F03%2Fpandemia-de-coronavirus%2F
https://twitter.com/McClatchyDC/status/1279102522947502081
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The Bat Flew. Now Pigs Might Fly.

June 30, 2020 PubOption 3038791 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F30%2Fthe-bat-flew-now-pigs-might-fly%2FThe+Bat+Flew.+Now+Pigs+Might+Fly.2020-06-30+13%3A35%3A28Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F30%2Fthe-bat-flew-now-pigs-might-fly%2F
https://www.kmov.com/news/china-researchers-discover-new-swine-flu-with-pandemic-potential/article_1c203116-bacb-11ea-9484-dbf4e38f9437.html
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Consider the Hare

June 26, 2020 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3038263 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F26%2Fconsider-the-hare%2FConsider+the+Hare2020-06-27+03%3A16%3A03Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30382
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n13/katherine-rundell/consider-the-hare
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Forward.

June 24, 2020 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 3037830 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F24%2Fforward%2FForward.2020-06-25+02%3A52%3A57Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30378
https://madison.com/wsj/galleries/photos-look-back-at-madisons-forward-statue-through-the-years-as-protesters-down-capitol-square/collection_2fb8efcf-6d97-5236-932c-e23c6db312e9.html#20
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Caption This

June 22, 2020 Blue 30376119 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F22%2Fcaption-this%2FCaption+This2020-06-22+23%3A03%3A08Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F22%2Fcaption-this%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3R5g13CuaU
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“You write like: Stephen King”

June 18, 2020 Close Read 3036892 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F18%2Fyou-write-like-stephen-king-2%2F%22You+write+like%3A+Stephen+King%222020-06-19+03%3A07%3A23Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D30368
https://iwl.me/
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When You Don’t Have a Pedal

June 17, 2020 Blue 3036434 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F17%2Fwhen-you-dont-have-a-pedal%2FWhen+You+Don%27t+Have+a+Pedal2020-06-18+02%3A12%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F17%2Fwhen-you-dont-have-a-pedal%2F
https://twitter.com/cctv_idiots/status/1272962276765696003
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Planet 9 Update

June 15, 2020 Blue 3036298 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F15%2Fplanet-9-update%2FPlanet+9+Update2020-06-15+05%3A13%3A38Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F15%2Fplanet-9-update%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcrVKacgif0
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wash mon

…and thus it came to pass ….

June 12, 2020 Blue 3036099 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F12%2Fand-thus-it-came-to-pass%2F...and+thus+it+came+to+pass+....2020-06-12+18%3A34%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F12%2Fand-thus-it-came-to-pass%2F
https://twitter.com/ObeliskOfWoke
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Frankenpussy

June 8, 2020 zippy 3035586 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F08%2Ffrankenpussy%2FFrankenpussy2020-06-08+23%3A47%3A56Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F08%2Ffrankenpussy%2F
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/frankenpussy_the_terrifying_rogue_taxidermy_of_sarina_brewer?fbclid=IwAR1xgLWt2XZAHEZ1WnwIw1VXt-OSBhgxfbX7XHGqoNGMV8D-mu_yOVJK7jQ
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In Case ANyone Wants to Get Their Knopfler On

June 6, 2020 Blue 3035383 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F06%2Fin-case-anyone-wants-to-get-their-knopfler-on%2FIn+Case+ANyone+Wants+to+Get+Their+Knopfler+On2020-06-06+23%3A15%3A22Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2020%2F06%2F06%2Fin-case-anyone-wants-to-get-their-knopfler-on%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF_gCy-4y3w
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