Boat Launching Song

January 16, 2021 Blue 16 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlWjHA9UYvs

Queens man impeached — again

January 13, 2021 C_R_Eature 151 Comments

https://queenseagle.com/all/queens-man-impeached-again

But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.

January 9, 2021 Blue 67 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZgEtztjhQY

Good Morning

January 6, 2021 Blue 105 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykLVZR7RG_w

Ruh Roh.

December 31, 2020 Blue 93 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmnZo6wOSGE

Electric Guitar-wielding Sea Nymph Adorns Pompeian Snackbar

December 27, 2020 AlterNewt 148 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/26/exceptionally-well-preserved-snack-bar-unearthed-in-pompeii

Merry Merry

December 25, 2020 Blue 35 Comments

+10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM1Bg5pYkjY

THE STARS ARE RIGHT

December 21, 2020 C_R_Eature 92 Comments

https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/great-jupiter-saturn-conjunction-dec-21-2020

The Dick that Saved Christmas

December 18, 2020 C_R_Eature 37 Comments

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https://www.capitalgazette.com/news/ac-cn-penis-house-fire-1219-20201218-qulhu6qcvra2jnczxhqqmwruju-story.html

Toys Story

December 14, 2020 Blue 94 Comments

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-documentary/inside-the-workshop-of-a-classic-toy-inventor-in-eddys-world?utm_brand=tny&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&mbid=social_twitter&utm_social-type=owned

Disgraced Wonkette Scribe Emeritus Finds Pot O’ Gold

December 9, 2020 C_R_Eature 100 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2020/12/08/treasure-chest-found-forrest-fenn/

Wise and Leathery Desert Mystic’s Atman Crosses the Pond

December 7, 2020December 7, 2020 C_R_Eature 49 Comments

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/dec/07/ken-layne-desert-oracle-magazine-desert-gawker

Man, Bobcat, Steer, All Die. IN POOP!!!

December 6, 2020December 9, 2020 natl_[redacted]_cmdr 8 Comments

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/man-killed-when-skid-steer-falls-into-manure-pit-on-stearns-county-farm

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The Terrible Cost of Literary Cephalophilia

December 5, 2020 C_R_Eature 28 Comments

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https://lithub.com/jeff-vandermeer-on-the-saga-of-the-festival-of-the-freshwater-squid/

It’s Zappadan Charlie Brown!

December 4, 2020 Blue 14 Comments

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2020/12/04/its-zappadan-charlie-brown/

Bored?

November 27, 2020 Blue 72 Comments

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/k1yr4p/strike_a_match_without_hands/

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Boat Launching Song

Queens man impeached — again

But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.

Good Morning

Ruh Roh.

Electric Guitar-wielding Sea Nymph Adorns Pompeian Snackbar

Merry Merry

THE STARS ARE RIGHT

The Dick that Saved Christmas

Toys Story

Disgraced Wonkette Scribe Emeritus Finds Pot O’ Gold

Wise and Leathery Desert Mystic’s Atman Crosses the Pond

Man, Bobcat, Steer, All Die. IN POOP!!!

The Terrible Cost of Literary Cephalophilia

It’s Zappadan Charlie Brown!

Bored?