Ev'rybody got problems, buddy, mine's an Ace.
When midnight comes around, I start to paint my face.
When the sun puts out the light,
I join the clowners of the night,
Oh yeah.
I'm a clown walker.
I'm a grave stalker.
I'm a street walker.
I'm a morgue hawker
Story of my life.
Clowns to the left of me,
Joker's to the right,
Here I am stuck in the graveyard with you
Graveyard Clown
He's been stalking 'round his graveyard ground
I bet he's never had to answer why
he paints his face up like a creepy guy
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
a graveyard clown
When there's people around
Ev'rybody got problems, buddy, mine's an Ace.
When midnight comes around, I start to paint my face.
When the sun puts out the light,
I join the clowners of the night,
Oh yeah.
I'm a clown walker.
I'm a grave stalker.
I'm a street walker.
I'm a morgue hawker
Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you?
Everybody laughs at the things I say and do
They all laugh when they see me comin'
But you don't laugh, you just go home runnin'
Everybody loves a clown, so why can't you?
A clown has feelings, too
I joke around at a party when you are there
But you don't laugh, you don't look, you just don't care
If you wonder why this clown is cryin'
Look a little closer, inside I'm dyin'
Very little modification needed, that song was creepy enough to begin with.
If it's truly creepy, then it belongs in the cemetery at night, ergo not trespassing. QED
The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown movies
Geeze how did I miss this one. Oh, right – clowns freak me out.
O/T – Priceless:
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not too far off topic. Harwood and Todd are certainly creepy clowns!
(btw, did you recognize it, or reverse Google image?)
I recognized, but couldn't place, that image so I needed to find it. It came up pretty quickly on a Google image search. Distressingly so.
Can't rest in peace, clowns will eat me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJL6emZdNvc