The Terror Continues – ‘Seagulls Will Kill Your Baby’ July 24, 2015 AlterNewt 143825 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F24%2Fthe-terror-continues-seagulls-will-kill-your-baby%2FThe+Terror+Continues+-+%27Seagulls+Will+Kill+Your+Baby%272015-07-24+16%3A17%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F24%2Fthe-terror-continues-seagulls-will-kill-your-baby%2F +30
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Alfred Hitchcock smirks. <img src="https://38.media.tumblr.com/c51da757482a73ca2513e362c4beea07/tumblr_mwvyhu4Qwz1sjx182o1_500.gif" width="400"> Reply
Well…that's not the only reason… <img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a9/d1/e6/a9d1e62599ca283c423871f5b114bf19.jpg"/> Reply
Wait…so those weren't…trees? <img src="http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1592457111_1/-font-b-Octopus-b-font-cartoon-font-b-paintings-b-font-for-children-bedrom-wall.jpg" width="300" height="300"> Reply
Anyone else believe that a seagull stole Simon Prentiss's ice cream when he was a boy? Talk about butthurt. Reply
Nasty birds, they are. But only if you're messing around near their nests. Then, they can shit with amazing precision. <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OXFw9ikY1YQ/Rn0pTOy7d3I/AAAAAAAAALc/jNmw2hxbBvc/s400/farnetern.jpg"/> They're the Stukas of the avian world. Reply
You wouldn't all be laughing if, like me, you had a pair nesting on your roof, and Papa Gull dive bombing you every time you go out on the patio. Plus they wake up and start laughing at 5:30 AM. Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
Not even gulls will survive the Cephalopocalypse.
"Opportunistic eaters."
Gullnado !!!
ApocaLarus Now
Beaks
Flyday the 13th
The Birds.
oh, wait….
Mean Gulls
Alfred Hitchcock smirks.
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So that's why all my babies keep disappearing.
Well…that's not the only reason…
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a9/d1/e6/a9d1e62599ca283c423871f5b114bf19.jpg"/>
Wait…so those weren't…trees?
<img src="http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1592457111_1/-font-b-Octopus-b-font-cartoon-font-b-paintings-b-font-for-children-bedrom-wall.jpg" width="300" height="300">
Anyone else believe that a seagull stole Simon Prentiss's ice cream when he was a boy?
Talk about butthurt.
The situation has taken a tern for the worse.
Nasty birds, they are. But only if you're messing around near their nests. Then, they can shit with amazing precision.
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OXFw9ikY1YQ/Rn0pTOy7d3I/AAAAAAAAALc/jNmw2hxbBvc/s400/farnetern.jpg"/>
They're the Stukas of the avian world.
I think heron to something.
Hopefully I will not live to egret it.
Might run you out on a rail.
*clapper*
You wouldn't all be laughing if, like me, you had a pair nesting on your roof, and Papa Gull dive bombing you every time you go out on the patio.
Plus they wake up and start laughing at 5:30 AM.
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Seagulls took mah dingo!