once upon a time I was falling down drunk, now I only fall out of tune. Nothing I can do, total eclipse of
Hermit crabs evolved longer penises to keep their shells from being stolen
♫ ♪ California / Chunders into the sea ♫ ♪
Germany man dies after blowing up condom machine, Florida man not available for comment
Well I can't comment but I can post. Go figger

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