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  1. The Horse's Ass luvs them some Tebow. And speaking of sportzbawl, I see my nightmare, or is it fantasy, quarterback has been unsupended. I still have one regular suspended and one questionable. Do I have move benchers in as replacements for those guys before the regular season starts?

    / Knows nothing of fantasy sportsball, but is now the proud owner of the Ebola Jihadis from that famous Appalachian town of Burqa Burqa.

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    1. Blount has a one game suspension, to be served the first week- replace hm with someone from your bench- you can use a WR, RB or TE for flex. Jeffery is day to day according to Da Bears. Watch the news and be ready to substitute as we get closer

  2. The Eagles were determined to start the season with a mobile quarterback from the state of Florida on their roster. It just turned out to be Stephen Morris instead of Tim Tebow.

    Wait, who?

    1. Yes, it was. He had the sincerely held belief that he could consistently hit a receiver on a crossing route 20 yards down field. Turns out his faith was misplaced…

  3. Not that I would actually want him, but FFS, Tebow would be a step up from Michael fucking Vick FFS…

    /not over it, never will be
    /FFS

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