Pronounced “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”.
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Legend has it that R'yleh was Cthulhu's second choice, because he just couldn't get the hang of speaking Welsh.
And likely he didn't want to become a Methodist.
George W. Bush is a Methodist. Cthulhu is not. Draw your own conclusions.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is not the longest town name in the world. Thailand has a town whose name has 163 letters:
Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnop- paratrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit
"I think we're gonna need a bigger envelope."
That's where they need to hold the next International Spelling Bee competition.
Cruel. Yes, I know.
'Llanfair PG' for short.
You're welcome.
Because "The Village" was taken.