"I never really thought about causing an accident," Valladares told the paper. "I thought about my girlfriend."
No, you thought only about how cool you'd look proposing to her and how you and your douchebros would be high fiving it at the bar tonight bragging about your 'rad stunt'
You know, I've been married more than once. None of my proposals occurred in public, because I didn't think it was anybody else's business. I still don't.
Also, of course, the subject of this article is the Douchelord of the Universe.
he's lucky he didn't get a tire iron up his ass
To be fair, Ted Cruz is the Douchelord of the Universe (du jour this week).
"I never really thought about causing an accident," Valladares told the paper. "I thought about my girlfriend."
No, you thought only about how cool you'd look proposing to her and how you and your douchebros would be high fiving it at the bar tonight bragging about your 'rad stunt'
If you must propose in traffic, do it at a tollbooth or something, asshole. Shit.
You know, I've been married more than once. None of my proposals occurred in public, because I didn't think it was anybody else's business. I still don't.
There does seem to be a lot of fuss made over arranging a contract.
I mean, nobody makes heartwarming and endearing clips on youtube about renewing one's passport.
Actually, that seems like a reasonable response to traffic. As long as he had one hand on the wheel.
better that than to hath played the strumpet in my bed
eating a baked potato that turns out to have broken glass in it = voting Republican