Today in you can’t make this shit up December 18, 2015 zippy 637112 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F12%2F18%2Ftoday-in-you-cant-make-this-shit-up%2FToday+in+you+can%27t+make+this+shit+up2015-12-18+19%3A24%3A19Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D6371 +40
All I know is that we'd better build a naval base on those Islets of Langerhans before the Chinese do. Reply
Research has shown that 20-40% of the population will consistently voice firm opinions on issues and legislation that do not exist. That explains a lot… Reply
But apparently you can!
Those bastards in Agrabah have been asking for it.
You know, that Duchy of Grand Fenwick is really starting to piss me off too.
We should Agrabah their oil.
in other news, Trump just came out in favor of "taking out " Jafar's entire family
"Agrabah!"
"Sounds Foreign."
"Yup"
"We should bomb it."
"Yup."
Next we make Timor and Pumbaa commit hakuna matata on themselves!
Bomb Timor-Leste!
All I know is that we'd better build a naval base on those Islets of Langerhans before the Chinese do.
That explains a lot…
"You ain't never had a friend like me"
Bad news for your friend. It doesn't stop at the state border.
Four legs good, two legs bad