ANCHORAGE — Oil money no longer pays the bills here.

The governor, facing a profound fiscal crisis, has proposed the imposition of a personal income tax for the first time in 35 years. State lawmakers, who recently moved into a palatial new office building here, where they work when not toiling in the far-off Capitol in Juneau, are now seeking less costly digs.

And a state budget that was a point of Alaskan pride — and envy from around the nation — lies in tatters as revenue that flowed from selling crude oil from Prudhoe Bay over the past four decades has been swept away.

So what happens to all those rugged individualists when they stop getting a check from the government every month?

With oil prices down along with oil production, the state is facing an Alaska-size shortfall: Two-thirds of the revenue needed to cover this year’s $5.2 billion state budget cannot be collected.

When California's budget woes were at their worst, and all of the wingnuts hoped thought we were down for the count, things weren't that bad FFS. But I'm sure Alaska's woes are different because argle bargle IOKIYAR…

Nothing another tax cut for the rich won't fix, amirite?