8 thoughts on “Okay, But How Do They Explain Geraldo?

  1. Shortly after the ‘‘underwear bomber’’ attack in Detroit, Simmons called Obama a ‘‘boy king’’ who emboldened terrorists and third-world despots. In 2009, after Nancy Pelosi claimed the C.I.A. misled her about waterboarding, Simmons called her a ‘‘pathological liar’’ who had made the agency soft, weakening national security.

    I vaguely remember this asshole now. Not surprised that he turns out to be a shady character FFS…

  2. Fox could not confirm how Simmons came to the network.

    "He just kinda… showed up. Like a teenager in a lab coat!"

  3. According to the prosecution, Simmons defrauded his former girlfriend, referred to in documents as E. L. (Simmons denies any romantic involvement.) She gave him $125,000 to invest in a real estate venture, and Simmons pocketed the money.

    So she's single now?

  4. Simmons’s trial is set to begin in May and, if he is found guilty, he could face decades in federal prison.

    Bullshit. He's got a rap sheet a mile long, from firearms to narcotics to DUI, and he doesn't seem to have ever gotten anything worse than probation, probably because white.

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