Oh, right, Michelle Obama knew, after getting felt up by her back in '09. (Remember: proper protocol is to let The Queen squeeze your butt first before you squeeze hers.)
When I was a cashier for a million years in many jobs, I would always take/replenish 2 dollar bills and silver certificates(!) The latter notes are very different– why they called them greenbacks in the day. I also used to take wheatbacks– earliest wheatback penny I have is from 1911. Relief is hardly there, it's so worn. I wonder how many hands it passed through when it was actually valued.
It's got… mitochondria?
I was going to say "vagina dentata," but sure, let's go with that.
I know how you hate the vag.. (that's neither here nor there. sorry).
With a bird on it.
The circular thing to the right is what I imagine an implanted bladder control device to be.
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Fluffassnumaximibcoxin. Pee pill.
Specimen fer shure.
"Anonymous Wonker"? C'mon, Larry. Live in Your Absolute Chunder.
I just don't know who's who anymore.
Keith and John have gone to that great
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Betty Windsor is gay? Who knew?
Oh, right, Michelle Obama knew, after getting felt up by her back in '09. (Remember: proper protocol is to let The Queen squeeze your butt first before you squeeze hers.)
Woah woah wait woah wait wait hold on a sec… the Canadian press is talking about how silly these new banknotes look!?
Like the Canadian lady (and apparent product of the Canadian public school system) says, "It's like RRRAAAIIIIEEEIIIIIINNNN…"
That's just Loonie.
And here our money is, just being green.
When I was a cashier for a million years in many jobs, I would always take/replenish 2 dollar bills and silver certificates(!) The latter notes are very different– why they called them greenbacks in the day. I also used to take wheatbacks– earliest wheatback penny I have is from 1911. Relief is hardly there, it's so worn. I wonder how many hands it passed through when it was actually valued.
They should have gone with the real Queen of England.
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