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To a Mouse by Robert Burns

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3 thoughts on “To a Mouse by Robert Burns”

  1. C_R_Eature says:
    April 24, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    | "Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
    ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
    well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
    and I cried, cried, cried.

    The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
    get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
    picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
    Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
    ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
    Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

    Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
    but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

    …and the wind cried Mary. " |

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  2. Lot_49 says:
    April 24, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Wow:

    I’m truly sorry Man’s dominion
    Has broken Nature’s social union,
    An’ justifies that ill opinion,
    Which makes thee startle,
    At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
    An’ fellow-mortal!

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  3. Blueb4sinrise says:
    April 24, 2016 at 10:57 pm

    my mill grinds
    pepper, and spice,
    your mill grinds
    rats, and mice.

    —Unknown

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