2 thoughts on “Is this the end of Spray Cheese, and therefore America as we know it?”
Though there is a propellant at the bottom of each can of Easy Cheese, a piston and plastic barrier prevent it from ever coming into contact with the food and thus, allow the spray cheese to come out as a thick string rather than a fine mist of fluorescent dairy.
all of whom perked up at my mention of Easy Cheese and accompanying air gesticulations, as if I were trying to explain the concept of spray cheese to a fromagère in Brie
This is a person who has never written a fart joke. Ever.
And because I don't think epsilons are supposed to be silent, is this a blog for noodles or for exotic dancer attire (or both)?
Though there is a propellant at the bottom of each can of Easy Cheese, a piston and plastic barrier prevent it from ever coming into contact with the food and thus, allow the spray cheese to come out as a thick string rather than a fine mist of fluorescent dairy.
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This is a person who has never written a fart joke. Ever.
And because I don't think epsilons are supposed to be silent, is this a blog for noodles or for exotic dancer attire (or both)?