3 thoughts on “Florida Woman visits Florida ER with Florida Shark”
Beachgoers said one or more people were antagonizing the nurse shark in the water. Tracy, the Ocean Rescue captain, said he didn't know how the woman came in contact with it.
I have a pretty good idea. It involves horseplay and a gang of stupid jerkoffs.
Nate Pachter, 11, of Boca Raton, said he and his cousin were snorkeling when he saw the group "holding the shark by its tail. They were messing with it."
Don't antagonize the wildlife, even the little ones can fuck you up. Besides, it's just not cool to be cruel.
"Attacks on humans are rare but not unknown and a clamping bite typically results from a diver or fisherman antagonizing the shark with hook, spear, net or hand.
Too bad it wasn't a Bluefish they were fucking with. Amputation City.
Beachgoers said one or more people were antagonizing the nurse shark in the water. Tracy, the Ocean Rescue captain, said he didn't know how the woman came in contact with it.
I have a pretty good idea. It involves horseplay and a gang of stupid jerkoffs.
Nate Pachter, 11, of Boca Raton, said he and his cousin were snorkeling when he saw the group "holding the shark by its tail. They were messing with it."
Don't antagonize the wildlife, even the little ones can fuck you up. Besides, it's just not cool to be cruel.
"Attacks on humans are rare but not unknown and a clamping bite typically results from a diver or fisherman antagonizing the shark with hook, spear, net or hand.
Too bad it wasn't a Bluefish they were fucking with. Amputation City.
New film concept: Sharknado Surfin Safari.
Sharks Vs. Jerks