* Towel (goes without saying, eh?)
* Beer. Lots of beer.
* Peanuts, salted
* Electronic Thumb
* Babel Fish (disgusting, yet effective)
* Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses (very handy for frightening situations)
* Extra arm and head (You never know if you'll need them)
* Earplugs (For the inevitable Vogon Poetry recitation)
* Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (bet you can't have more than one)
* Frog jokes
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."
"There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination".
Things You Should Have Today:
* Towel (goes without saying, eh?)
* Beer. Lots of beer.
* Peanuts, salted
* Electronic Thumb
* Babel Fish (disgusting, yet effective)
* Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses (very handy for frightening situations)
* Extra arm and head (You never know if you'll need them)
* Earplugs (For the inevitable Vogon Poetry recitation)
* Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (bet you can't have more than one)
* Frog jokes
Things You Can probably Do Without Today:
* Paranoid Android
* Earth
So long and thanks for all the towels.
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."
"There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination".
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