Drunk #2 then points aerosol can at face and gives himself a 5-second blast of ether.
Drunk #2 passes completely out, tumbles off chair to floor of kitchen
Enter C_R at this very moment.
He sees Drunk #2 collapsed on floor, a spray can of ether rolling slowly towards him.
Drunk #1 is sitting up, laughing wildly. Ether fumes billow out the open kitchen door
C_R: "DON'T YOU LIGHT THAT FUCKIN' CIGARETTE GODDAMMIT"
Oops, posted mine before I saw yours in the queue. And then Lot had his, apparently.
We seem to be quite excited about this particular story, here in these parts.
Unrelated piece of Americana.
<img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oAwZ0oattFk/Vo7_iJ-groI/AAAAAAAA43I/cXOw9p9NBdc/w506-h675/16%2B-%2B1" height="400" width="400">
Awesome. You know they had to put that sign up for a reason.
The fix-a-flat on the other hand………
Actual Story:
SCENE
Drunks, drinking at kitchen table
Drunk #1: "You know, Ether can get you rilly high."
Drunk #2: "Yeah? I got some!"
Drunk #2 exits, stage right, returns with can of starting fluid. Sits.
Drunk #2: "OK, now what?"
Drunk #1: "You *inhale* it, dumbass!"
Drunk #2: "Oh, OK…"
Drunk #2 then points aerosol can at face and gives himself a 5-second blast of ether.
Drunk #2 passes completely out, tumbles off chair to floor of kitchen
Enter C_R at this very moment.
He sees Drunk #2 collapsed on floor, a spray can of ether rolling slowly towards him.
Drunk #1 is sitting up, laughing wildly. Ether fumes billow out the open kitchen door
C_R: "DON'T YOU LIGHT THAT FUCKIN' CIGARETTE GODDAMMIT"
wut?
Group home. I was visiting. Good thing, too, as I probably prevented a flash fire.
whoa, fuck!
Awesome!