Donald Trump is a showman, and his convention is bound to be one for the ages. The candidate himself has helped plan it. The set-piece highlight of the convention will be a dazzling stage featuring a 1,711-square foot video board and 647 moving light fixtures specifically designed to wow American television audiences.
Ooh, lookie! Pretty lights! Balloons! Yup, pretty much the only thing worth bupkiss will be the visuals. The messaging, not so much. Like any of that matters to the nattering ninnies of the right, though.
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How much for custom lettering, such as *ouke*?
The "bun in the oven" for baby showers was funny.
Ooh, lookie! Pretty lights! Balloons! Yup, pretty much the only thing worth bupkiss will be the visuals. The messaging, not so much. Like any of that matters to the nattering ninnies of the right, though.
Eh, they're all pretty much for show.
I'm probably a bad person for praying for technical difficulties. There has to be an ally somewhere in Cleveland's power company!