Oldie But Goodie August 31, 2016 weejee 1379414 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F31%2Foldie-but-goodie%2FOldie+But+Goodie2016-08-31+20%3A48%3A24Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F31%2Foldie-but-goodie%2F +10
This is good news for John McCain
Just a bunch of paleontologists trying to enrich themselves.
"part of this complete breakfast"
Wow, that's an old peanut. Probably tastes like dust.
As if you doubt with all the crap they put in Jif and Skippy that those won't last longer?
"Now with the fresh taste of 3.7 BYO peanuts!"
Ahhhh, I'm allergic to peanuts, where is my $600 Epi-peen??!!???
[Almost relevant.]
"early life develops pseudopods to gain foothold"
"Proto-tentacles"
Mom!
Exactly why we need to eat the rich.
I happen to know that fossil in the picture is named "Smoothie."
what did I tell you about Scotch before 3 PM?