The Truth is Out There September 21, 2016 Zombie Dewey 1438525 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F09%2F21%2Fthe-truth-is-out-there-2%2FThe+Truth+is+Out+There2016-09-21+13%3A14%3A56Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F09%2F21%2Fthe-truth-is-out-there-2%2F +20
Have the Police ruled out a Surface-to-air-Mooossle? <img src="http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/16/166972/2696192-0578748439-N8yBE.jpg"/> Reply
It'll be just like the California emissions regulations on trucks. Older trucks just got sold out of state. Cows are pretty portable, too.
That anonymous 35 year old pilot is in for a rough time at the Pilot's Bar tonight. Bartender: " You…wait… you…. haha… *snort*. Hit, hit a, a COW?" Entire bar: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Reply
Giddyup! <img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/9/9a/Applejack_riding_a_cow_S01E04.png/revision/latest?cb=20111011013500"</img> Reply
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"Police were investigating"
Please. Why not say "routine training mission resulted in…"
I'm sure the cow is being "interrogated". Over an open pit.
Have the Police ruled out a Surface-to-air-Mooossle?
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Somebody got too close to discovering her identity. #cowbodycount
Related:
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/09/19/cow-f…
Will they need to be retrofitted with cowtalytic converters?
Job-cowling regulations
Ridiculous Ruminant Regulatory Restrictions
Cowlateral Damage
It'll be just like the California emissions regulations on trucks. Older trucks just got sold out of state. Cows are pretty portable, too.
Especially in burger form.
True, but on the hoof, they go under their own power.
"Downer in aisle five!"
At least the copter didn't suffer.
That anonymous 35 year old pilot is in for a rough time at the Pilot's Bar tonight.
Bartender: " You…wait… you…. haha… *snort*. Hit, hit a, a COW?"
Entire bar: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look, that cow's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
" That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered bovine you ever set eyes on!"
Where, behind the cow?
"He's got huge, sharp– he can leap about– look at the bones!"
Go on, Dewey, chop(per) its head off…
"AAAAGGH!"
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Giddyup!
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COW, AUSSIE, DOG, ALL SURVIVE. (I'm sure there was a dog somewhere on the property.)