British Wine Jokes Facing Extinction this Century due to Climate Change December 1, 2016 C_R_Eature 163066 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F12%2F01%2Fbritish-wine-jokes-facing-extinction-this-century-due-to-climate-change%2FBritish+Wine+Jokes+Facing+Extinction+this+Century+due+to+Climate+Change2016-12-01+16%3A17%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D16306 00
"Would Monsieur and Madame care to try our fine Yorkshire Chardonnay?" That's right. Laugh while you still can. Reply
Ha, excellent! The nice thing is that after Global Wawa, Australia will be even more of a parched desert, thus making grape-growing untenable and removing that global competitor from the marketplace. The English win again! Reply
And I'll be watching Faulty Towers for the gazillionth time since the election. Thanks, John Cleese, for sustaining me during these dark days! Reply
"Would Monsieur and Madame care to try our fine Yorkshire Chardonnay?"
That's right. Laugh while you still can.
Given that I am in France right now, I'm contractually obligated to laugh derisively.
|They laughed at Australian Table Wines too. |
Ha, excellent!
The nice thing is that after Global Wawa, Australia will be even more of a parched desert, thus making grape-growing untenable and removing that global competitor from the marketplace. The English win again!
And I'll be watching Faulty Towers for the gazillionth time since the election. Thanks, John Cleese, for sustaining me during these dark days!
| "You have absolutely no sense of humor, do you?!" |