Facts don’t matter. You can’t hurt this man with facts or reason. He’ll always outmaneuver you. He’ll always wriggle out of whatever carefully crafted verbal trap you lay for him. Whatever he says, you won’t be able to challenge him. He always comes with a bag of meaningless factoids (Putin likes to drown questions he doesn’t like in dull, unverifiable stats, figures and percentages), platitudes, false moral equivalences and straight, undiluted bullshit. He knows it’s a one-way communication, not an interview. You can’t follow up on your questions or challenge him. So he can throw whatever he wants at you in response, and you’ll just have to swallow it. Some journalists will try to preempt this by asking two questions at once, against the protests of their colleagues also vying for attention, but that also won’t work: he’ll answer the one he thinks is easier, and ignore the other. Others will use this opportunity to go on a long, rambling statement vaguely disguised as a question, but that’s also bad tactics. Non-questions invite non-answers. He’ll mock you for your nervous stuttering and if you’re raising a serious issue, respond with a vague, non-committal statement (“Mr President, what about these horrible human rights abuses in our country?” “Thank you, Miss. This is indeed a very serious issue. Everybody must respect the law. And by the way, don’t human rights abuses happen in other countries as well? Next question please”).
Ya know, I was just thinking that it might annoy Orange shitgibbon if someone started a Presidentpence hashtag. Guess what https://twitter.com/presidentpence
Ya know what's scarier than "President Trump"? President Pence. He may actually know how to get stuff done, instead of just imagining he's a monarch who can command things to happen.
Ya know, I was just thinking that it might annoy Orange shitgibbon if someone started a Presidentpence hashtag. Guess what https://twitter.com/presidentpence
Ya know what's scarier than "President Trump"? President Pence. He may actually know how to get stuff done, instead of just imagining he's a monarch who can command things to happen.
Maybe true. But one of our tasks now is to piss-off Trump.
The possibility of Pence being more popular than he would certainly be infuriating to the Orange Groper.