Basically, these people were sold a prix-fixe, ‘gram-ready vacation for thousands of dollars and showed up to a hastily assembled disaster zone with scant security, food or housing.
Guys, help me out here please. I'm having a hard time figuring our why I can't muster up the empathy I know I should have for these desperate, stranded, disappointed people.
Here’s the hottest take: We’re all Fyre Festival attendees. Silicon Valley routinely sells us on the latest, futuristic “breakthrough” and ultimately gives us a soggy cheese sandwich and a waylaid camp tent
Of course, these douches talk about this like Captain Vomit talks about how his Vietnam was not getting STDs. "You think you know hell, bro? I was on Great Exuma. They threw my gear on the sand! There were no models! I was so hungry I ate fake cheese! It was HELL!"
I can't understand why MSNBC has been running nonstop [Sandals] commercials. Those don't appeal to me either, could be a beach anywhere in the world. If I'm gonna travel, I want to get a local feel.
Basically, these people were sold a prix-fixe, ‘gram-ready vacation for thousands of dollars and showed up to a hastily assembled disaster zone with scant security, food or housing.
Guys, help me out here please. I'm having a hard time figuring our why I can't muster up the empathy I know I should have for these desperate, stranded, disappointed people.
Here’s the hottest take: We’re all Fyre Festival attendees. Silicon Valley routinely sells us on the latest, futuristic “breakthrough” and ultimately gives us a soggy cheese sandwich and a waylaid camp tent
Oh, right. There it is.
Of course, these douches talk about this like Captain Vomit talks about how his Vietnam was not getting STDs. "You think you know hell, bro? I was on Great Exuma. They threw my gear on the sand! There were no models! I was so hungry I ate fake cheese! It was HELL!"
Whew! And I almost signed -up for that.
Lucky break, that. Good thing I procrastinated, because now
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Aagh NOW I SEE THIS
Imma stealin' a yard sign brb
I can't understand why MSNBC has been running nonstop [Sandals] commercials. Those don't appeal to me either, could be a beach anywhere in the world. If I'm gonna travel, I want to get a local feel.
More my speed:
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And that would be my shack, way off to the left.
Cosy!
Is there bocce ball?
Lord of the Flies was the book from my youth that still infiltrates my life. And here we are living it.
Team Piggy, here.
But Burning Man is still cool, right?
Coachella or GTFO.
Great Eczema
[Sure!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm4zQHgXUfM
| And they left it for you. |
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