8 thoughts on ““I feel awful.”

  1. "Their deaths have prompted calls for tighter regulation of the sport, although Major League Eating events, such as Nathan’s, keep paramedics on site. It’s not only death that competitors need to worry about — unsurprisingly, there are long-term health consequences too."

    D'ya think?

    And really, goddamn golf is more of a "sport" than this disgusting waste of marginally valuable food.

    1. watching people play poker is more of a sport- and that generally makes me want to slit my wrists

  2. One year our student fair decided to have a jalapeño popper eating contest on my stage. They had one of the pros there (the Black Widow mebe?) and a bunch of amateurs. Needless to say it was gross as hell- the college kids ouked all over my stage and despite our best efforts to prepare it stank for the rest of the weekend.

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