I know there's going to be some kind of Crisis, probably soon and not of Trump's making this time and he'll be wholly inadequate to the task and may even fold like a cardboard boat and we're all eager to see him get his comeuppance.
However, having seen what these things can do up close and personal-like, I wouldn't wish them on anyone. True, I am speaking from the edge of the bulls-eye here and Hurricane Season is sometimes a weekly white-knuckle ride, but I don't pull for frackquakes or forest fires either. Like whistling up the wind, it's just bad luck.
See I'd normally agree, but we all know there's going to be some disaster that he'll have to deal with. Might as well make said disaster one that at least gets him too. Either he completely flops or he somehow gets more competent when it's his stuff and the worst case scenario gets avoided.
Well, I wouldn't be averse to seeing the Atlantic spin up a tight core Andrew-type storm, roll over Mar-A-Lago and Limbaugh's house, then spin out to sea, but we won't be so lucky.
I know his "Katrina Moment" is on it's way – it has to – and that's the only thing that will puncture this fake tough guy personality cult bubble he's built around himself. I get real queasy thinking of all the destruction and casualties that regular folks will have to bear just to get rid of this awful bastard, though.
Don't get me wrong. I don't really want every normal person to have to deal with that destruction either. I wish we could just get rid of this asshole but I'm not too sure how that even happens.
Yeah, sorry. I get uneasy this time of year in normal times. With that incompetent blowhard and his merry band of disaster capitalists and outright Nazis in charge, I am foreseeing yet more sleepless nights.
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Would you say it has small bands?
"FAILING Fake storm. Pressure WAY down!
SO SAD…"
Please don't recurve, I want to see Trump handle Hurricane Don affecting either DC or Mar-A-Lago
I know there's going to be some kind of Crisis, probably soon and not of Trump's making this time and he'll be wholly inadequate to the task and may even fold like a cardboard boat and we're all eager to see him get his comeuppance.
However, having seen what these things can do up close and personal-like, I wouldn't wish them on anyone. True, I am speaking from the edge of the bulls-eye here and Hurricane Season is sometimes a weekly white-knuckle ride, but I don't pull for frackquakes or forest fires either. Like whistling up the wind, it's just bad luck.
See I'd normally agree, but we all know there's going to be some disaster that he'll have to deal with. Might as well make said disaster one that at least gets him too. Either he completely flops or he somehow gets more competent when it's his stuff and the worst case scenario gets avoided.
Well, I wouldn't be averse to seeing the Atlantic spin up a tight core Andrew-type storm, roll over Mar-A-Lago and Limbaugh's house, then spin out to sea, but we won't be so lucky.
I know his "Katrina Moment" is on it's way – it has to – and that's the only thing that will puncture this fake tough guy personality cult bubble he's built around himself. I get real queasy thinking of all the destruction and casualties that regular folks will have to bear just to get rid of this awful bastard, though.
Don't get me wrong. I don't really want every normal person to have to deal with that destruction either. I wish we could just get rid of this asshole but I'm not too sure how that even happens.
Yeah, sorry. I get uneasy this time of year in normal times. With that incompetent blowhard and his merry band of disaster capitalists and outright Nazis in charge, I am foreseeing yet more sleepless nights.