Airline to offer in-flight snacks, live mediocre guitarists October 28, 2017 Close Read 2320813 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F10%2F28%2Fairline-to-offer-in-flight-snacks-live-mediocre-guitarists%2FAirline+to+offer+in-flight+snacks%2C+live+mediocre+guitarists2017-10-28+05%3A40%3A40Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F10%2F28%2Fairline-to-offer-in-flight-snacks-live-mediocre-guitarists%2F 00
No, really, a cheap seat that doesn't require advanced acrobatic training to get into will do TYVM… /FFS Reply
The whingey white-guy music makes up for the cramped leg room, micro-bag of peanuts and screaming babies, I guess. Reply
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"If you are travelling with a child or someone who requires assistance, secure your mask on first, and then assist the other person." Reply
At this time, your portable electronic instruments must be set to ‘pretentious’ mode until an announcement is made upon arrival. Reply
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On our five-hour flight to Fairbanks today ladies and gentleman, we have the distinct pleasure of being serenaded by the 109-member East Watchatoo Amateur Steel Drum Ensemble. We hope you enjoy your flight, k' bye. Reply
I flew on them when it was Trans-Canada Airlines. DC-7. Thought the inboard right engine was gonna melt right off the wing, it was glowing so bright. Reply
No, really, a cheap seat that doesn't require advanced acrobatic training to get into will do TYVM…
/FFS
The whingey white-guy music makes up for the cramped leg room, micro-bag of peanuts and screaming babies, I guess.
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"Our new CD, Big, Sleek Fuselage is available for $10 from the flight attendants."
Yep, gonna stick with my earthbound conveyances.
"If you are travelling with a child or someone who requires assistance, secure your mask on first, and then assist the other person."
SNERT!!!!!!!!!!
At this time, your portable electronic instruments must be set to ‘pretentious’ mode until an announcement is made upon arrival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWA6BQSgbUo&f…
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On our five-hour flight to Fairbanks today ladies and gentleman, we have the distinct pleasure of being serenaded by the 109-member East Watchatoo Amateur Steel Drum Ensemble. We hope you enjoy your flight, k' bye.
I flew on them when it was Trans-Canada Airlines. DC-7. Thought the inboard right engine was gonna melt right off the wing, it was glowing so bright.
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