Trying to think of better spanking tools: Architectural Digest, for example, used to be and maybe still is a large-format, perfect-bound doorstop of bad taste every month, and would probably impart more momentum than Forbes. Life, on the other hand, was saddle-bound and on thinner stock.
“She [Daniels] says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
IDK if this is good or bad news for the Wall Street Journal that Donald didn't pick that publication instead.
Trying to think of better spanking tools: Architectural Digest, for example, used to be and maybe still is a large-format, perfect-bound doorstop of bad taste every month, and would probably impart more momentum than Forbes. Life, on the other hand, was saddle-bound and on thinner stock.
Buried lede!!!
“She [Daniels] says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
Nobody knew sleeping with a porn star could be so complicated — or could cost so many campaign dollars.
Hope it was this issue. <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT6PIj0VoAAeCG1.jpg"/>
And they thought they were kidding.
Is that your planned response to the pee tape?
They had deep roots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mEkZPJ_XMs
Ya know, I have sat through episodes of Shark Tank [ VC show thing ] at sis's . I wonder if that's what she meant.
Also, Shark Week is better.
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