I wouldn't like to be one of the hospital staff trying to deal with the results. "Don't try the enema yet, we're still waiting for the septic tank pumper truck."
They monitor such functions in the hospital. Nowadays, they won't release you until you have demonstrated that you can poop. Of course, most surgeries are done on an outpatient basis anyway, so it's a moot point?
I wouldn't like to be one of the hospital staff trying to deal with the results. "Don't try the enema yet, we're still waiting for the septic tank pumper truck."
or a slow leak, considering heroin is a good anti-diarrheal
I've gone two weeks before, twice, while on IV demerol.
Mmmm, demerol…
They monitor such functions in the hospital. Nowadays, they won't release you until you have demonstrated that you can poop. Of course, most surgeries are done on an outpatient basis anyway, so it's a moot point?
I had to prove that I could pee before they could release me after a hernia op.
Yeah, that one's pretty important too.