6 thoughts on “Ted Cruz has a doppelgänger, and she’s agreed to make a $10,000 sex tape”
A Ted-Cruz-esque sex tape is the sort of thing that you buy for your teenaged child to gross them out and keep them away from sex for a few more years until they can behave more responsibly. Because what other market could there be for such a thing?
A Ted-Cruz-esque sex tape is the sort of thing that you buy for your teenaged child to gross them out and keep them away from sex for a few more years until they can behave more responsibly. Because what other market could there be for such a thing?
*oukes*
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If ten grand is not only enough to pay off your mortgage but also leave you enough to buy a truck, you know you're in Mississippi.
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Rumors that I have been offered a part in the production are FALSE!!!