I've had norovirus twice and it's fucking horrible. You have diarrhea AND vomiting at the exact same time! YOU DO BOTH AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! Fortunately my bath tub is right next to my toilet. I caught it one time from a 2-year-old who had gotten over it the week before as did his parents but the germs were still around. The other time it was from a 1-1/2-year-old. Infants are fucking disease vectors.
Crikey!
Bet the boffins were gobsmacked. Brilliant!
Also: authoritatively artistic alliteration. Admirable!
"Its symptoms include nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea." Nausea and vomiting? What―no loose stools?
So what's the Balmoral of the story?
I've had norovirus twice and it's fucking horrible. You have diarrhea AND vomiting at the exact same time! YOU DO BOTH AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! Fortunately my bath tub is right next to my toilet. I caught it one time from a 2-year-old who had gotten over it the week before as did his parents but the germs were still around. The other time it was from a 1-1/2-year-old. Infants are fucking disease vectors.
Norovirus, or a natural reaction to proximity to LePage?
"We now use soap and water!"