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CONFIRMED: Cockney Cruise Craft Carries Cruel Chunder Causing Contaminant

5 thoughts on “CONFIRMED: Cockney Cruise Craft Carries Cruel Chunder Causing Contaminant

  1. Bet the boffins were gobsmacked. Brilliant!

    Also: authoritatively artistic alliteration. Admirable!

    "Its symptoms include nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea." Nausea and vomiting? What―no loose stools?

  2. I've had norovirus twice and it's fucking horrible. You have diarrhea AND vomiting at the exact same time! YOU DO BOTH AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!! Fortunately my bath tub is right next to my toilet. I caught it one time from a 2-year-old who had gotten over it the week before as did his parents but the germs were still around. The other time it was from a 1-1/2-year-old. Infants are fucking disease vectors.

  3. Health officials said passengers on the cruise ship, which docked on Sunday in Portland, Maine, might have norovirus.

    Norovirus, or a natural reaction to proximity to LePage?

    The CDC said the ship had increased its cleaning and disinfection procedures.

    "We now use soap and water!"

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