Ted Cruz, asshole, crosses the line May 10, 2016May 10, 2016 Close Read 105956 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F10%2Fted-cruz-asshole-crosses-the-line%2FTed+Cruz%2C+asshole%2C+crosses+the+line2016-05-10+23%3A17%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F10%2Fted-cruz-arsehole-crosses-the-line%2F +10
In the comments: Cut the guy some slack, Brendan. Do you have any idea how hard it is to park with mucous covered fins being your only connection to the wheel? Reply
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Haha, also in the comments: Ted Cruz is a little too far left. It's fun writing sentences that have never been written before! Reply
Only two attendants? I thought he would have a motorcade with people blowing trumpets, strewing rose petals, etc. I hope he pays them enough that they'll eat next to him in the Senate dining room. Reply
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Cut the guy some slack, Brendan. Do you have any idea how hard it is to park with mucous covered fins being your only connection to the wheel?
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Haha, also in the comments:
Ted Cruz is a little too far left.
It's fun writing sentences that have never been written before!
Maybe he was just really far right.
Only two attendants? I thought he would have a motorcade with people blowing trumpets, strewing rose petals, etc. I hope he pays them enough that they'll eat next to him in the Senate dining room.
He's privileged from arrest, but is the SUV privileged from impounding?