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The campaign probably won’t choose a woman or a member of a minority group, he said. “In fact, that would be viewed as pandering, I think"
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen: the "presumptive nominee" who got where he is by blowing every conceivable dogwhistle towards the disaffected straight white impoverished undereducated lower middle class evangelical right wing gun fetishists won't consider a woman or minority for VP because THAT would be "pandering"
I heard a clip of this on the news this AM and I literally laughed out loud for 5 minutes straight. You simply can't make this shit up.
Also Too: “He needs an experienced person to do the part of the job he doesn’t want to do. He seems himself more as the chairman of the board, than even the CEO, let alone the COO.”
Hey Kids! If you liked the George W. Bush Administration, you're gonna LOVE the Trump Administration!
The campaign probably won’t choose a woman or a member of a minority group, he said. “In fact, that would be viewed as pandering, I think"
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen: the "presumptive nominee" who got where he is by blowing every conceivable dogwhistle towards the disaffected straight white impoverished undereducated lower middle class evangelical right wing gun fetishists won't consider a woman or minority for VP because THAT would be "pandering"
I heard a clip of this on the news this AM and I literally laughed out loud for 5 minutes straight. You simply can't make this shit up.
Also Too: “He needs an experienced person to do the part of the job he doesn’t want to do. He seems himself more as the chairman of the board, than even the CEO, let alone the COO.”
Hey Kids! If you liked the George W. Bush Administration, you're gonna LOVE the Trump Administration!
That's not outsourcing. That particular management technique is known as "dumpigation."
"Drumpfigation"
Who among us has not had a boss who throws something on your desk and says, "Handle this."?
Anyone who votes for someone who actively says "hey I'm not even going to do the job" is a complete idiot.
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How about voting for someone who hires someone else to tell everybody he's not going to do the job?
I assumed if elected he would quit a few months in because it was too much trouble. And that that will be how Newt Gingrich ruins America.
He'll do, because this guy's no longer available:
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Hey, Weej:
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Oh, Good.
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