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Pastor warns: Voting for Hillary will turn all the women into lesbians

18 thoughts on “Pastor warns: Voting for Hillary will turn all the women into lesbians

        1. Ooh, can we blame him and hold him personally and emotionally responsible for any and every bad or questionable thing anyone ever even vaguely associated with him ever did? I mean, why didn't he stop them?

          1. Obviously, even if he can prove without a shadow of a doubt that a bad thing happened to him and a jury agrees, we should definitely give first consideration to the person who did it and make sure it has no negative consequences because that would be unfair.

    1. Every straight guy I know well enough to discuss this kind of thing with fucking *loves* watching those "Girl on Girl!" pornos. All of them.

  1. Does she have some kind of ray gun? Is it a bioweapon? Will it be in the vaccines? Flu shots? Will it also turn gay men straight? Is this why our spammers are selling black market antibiotics? So. Many. Questions.

    1. I mean, it seems like it would be really difficult to create a whatever they are apparently going to smear on the Hillary lever that only changes straight and bi women into lesbians. Seems like it would be simpler to do it so it either A. makes everyone, male and female, only want to have sex with women or B. invert everyone's sexuality, so straight people are now gay/lesbian, gay/lesbians are now straight, and bi people still just have sex with whoever they find hot. But I am not A Pastor (which I assume is some kind of scientist, right?), so whaddo I know?

    2. Also too, clearly an All-Powerful Super Villain like Hillary Clinton can rig the election no matter who votes, you'd think.

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