20 thoughts on “Anyone Spare a Dime for a Broke Billionaire?”
Someone posted the Trump May salary/billing numbers for May, and he is apparently paying HIMSELF a salary in the neighborhood of $15K/mo to deign to be the candidate. I cannot wait to see the festival that the FEC has with his grifting when this all wraps up.
Oh C'mon now, be fair. Drumpf's tiny little hands can't hold nearly as much as Hillary's can. Of course he's going to have less. For him, a fistful of dollars is mere pocket change to the rest of us…
Presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump loaned his campaign $2.2 million in May and collected $3.1 million in donations, ending the month with less than $1.3 million in bank, according to new campaign finance filings…
Trump's small haul came as presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton continued to stockpile money: she raised more than $28 million in May and started June with $42 million in cash.
Good to know. But have you got even more amusing news, linky?
Meanwhile, Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont pulled in $15.7 million in May, even as his hopes of beating out Clinton for the Democratic nomination were dwindling. His campaign spent $13 million for the month and entered June with $9.2 million.
Trump spent nearly as much on hats as on staff salary in May (if you subtract the salary he paid himself, I think he paid more). Also, $35K to an ad agency which may be fictional — no lie, it is named Draper Sterling.
The most delicious part of all of this is how he just continuously shoots himself in the foot, makes himself such an easy target to laugh at. It's like any bully's worst nightmare, and he has brought it on himself by being so inexcusably stupid. i.e., did no one on his campaign stop to think to maybe check on that Draper Sterling thing before it got entered into their records? Keep it up, Donald, fun times.
I'm sure it all seemed like a good idea at the time, but the more this rolls out, the more I'm thinking they will be adding a Trump Wing to Leavenworth for them all to stay in.
Someone posted the Trump May salary/billing numbers for May, and he is apparently paying HIMSELF a salary in the neighborhood of $15K/mo to deign to be the candidate. I cannot wait to see the festival that the FEC has with his grifting when this all wraps up.
Hahaha. #TrumpSoPoor is trending on Twitter.
OT, I went to check that out just now, and ran into |this.|
LOL
If they were real Mormons, they wouldn't serve liquor in their hotel bars. Then I'd boycott 'em for sure.
This is an excellent Twitter Trend. Best two so far:
Bryan William Jones @BWJones 48m48 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor He can't afford to blend his foundation…
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClcfmIJVYAYW0FA.jpg" width="431" height="315" />
and this:
UniteBlue B4it's 2L8 @DRocks777 44m44 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor his real hair left him today
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClchgZbUkAAW73A.jpg" />
Ohh! That guinea pig is adorable!
Oh C'mon now, be fair. Drumpf's tiny little hands can't hold nearly as much as Hillary's can. Of course he's going to have less. For him, a fistful of dollars is mere pocket change to the rest of us…
|you were just waitin', weren't ya?|
You'll always get an upfist for Morricone.
Good to know. But have you got even more amusing news, linky?
Meanwhile, Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont pulled in $15.7 million in May, even as his hopes of beating out Clinton for the Democratic nomination were dwindling. His campaign spent $13 million for the month and entered June with $9.2 million.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/rDjmDckFi9n7W/giphy.gif">
Trump spent nearly as much on hats as on staff salary in May (if you subtract the salary he paid himself, I think he paid more). Also, $35K to an ad agency which may be fictional — no lie, it is named Draper Sterling.
The most delicious part of all of this is how he just continuously shoots himself in the foot, makes himself such an easy target to laugh at. It's like any bully's worst nightmare, and he has brought it on himself by being so inexcusably stupid. i.e., did no one on his campaign stop to think to maybe check on that Draper Sterling thing before it got entered into their records? Keep it up, Donald, fun times.
I'm sure it all seemed like a good idea at the time, but the more this rolls out, the more I'm thinking they will be adding a Trump Wing to Leavenworth for them all to stay in.
HAHAHAHA!!! I found where the money went…
https://twitter.com/derekwillis/status/7450820133…
BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha!!!!!
Ice provided by Trump Ice LLC is way better than ordinary ice.
For a guy who claims not to drink, Trump is acting a lot like a heavy boozer.
You'd think he would be able to bury that in the hundreds of thousands he had his campaign paying in "rent" on his own properties.
He had them pay him over $400,000 for a single event at Mar-A-Lago, so, yeah. Palin made pigeon feed.
Also, Donnie is gonna get REAMED in the next news cycle. This gon' be good.