Is Nothing Sacred? Jade Helm paranoia mocked July 18, 2015 qwerty42 11928 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F18%2Fis-nothing-sacred-jade-helm-paranoia-mocked%2FIs+Nothing+Sacred%3F+Jade+Helm+paranoia+mocked2015-07-18+18%3A15%3A52Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D1192 +20
Today's Heat Index Forecast in Waco, TX: 105 Look, Obama's using his weather-control devices as part of Jade Helm in Texas now! Reply
Needs moar severe weather-related paranoia. <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/739782f2d2e79a22969e8bc0d7f4b964/tumblr_inline_mn8mo1ZR1y1qz4rgp.png"/> Also FEMA camps. Reply
86 F. 73% RH 95 F. Heat Index Here, now. Or so I'm told. Hottest the day got was 97 F. Clearly, Obama's not paying any attention here anymore and it makes me sad. Reply
Now, that's a worthy goal, if not for all the collateral damage. Could just be that he's trying to turn all Boehner's private stock to red wine vinegar. Maybe it's happened already – his last press conference was pretty sour.
Today's Heat Index Forecast in Waco, TX: 105
Look, Obama's using his weather-control devices as part of Jade Helm in Texas now!
Needs moar severe weather-related paranoia.
<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/739782f2d2e79a22969e8bc0d7f4b964/tumblr_inline_mn8mo1ZR1y1qz4rgp.png"/>
Also FEMA camps.
Also it's hotter here than in Waco ;_;
86 F.
73% RH
95 F. Heat Index
Here, now. Or so I'm told. Hottest the day got was 97 F.
Clearly, Obama's not paying any attention here anymore and it makes me sad.
Here now:
94 F
58% RH
108 F Heat Index
Apparently he's trying to burn Boehner's house.
Now, that's a worthy goal, if not for all the collateral damage. Could just be that he's trying to turn all Boehner's private stock to red wine vinegar.
Maybe it's happened already – his last press conference was pretty sour.
544 °R
178 gr/lb
Funsies!
Kelvin or GTFO